Can't believe what FerriswheelBueller said about Cuellar

[Glebe]

No. Something about shagging Paul Ross?

That's the clean version!

[popcorn]

Did you hear what poo said about Shoulders? It's a fucking disgrace.

If what I've heard is the same as what you've heard, then it's connected to what Ferris said about Cuellar, and it doesn't make either of them look good.

[Ferris]

Nothing compared to what Blodwyn told the Sunday Express about popcorn

He was right to do it, in my opinion.

[BlodwynPig]

Nothing compared to what Blodwyn told the Sunday Express about popcorn

He was right to do it, in my opinion.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/469116/The-most-stylish-pig-on-the-internet-Adorable-Penelope-Popcorn-has-over-43-000-followers

[Glebe]

Replies called Blodders a 'twunt' the other day. Prick. Fucking prick.

[Bazooka]

The rape accusations are expected, but to get the time and date wrong is damming.

[BlodwynPig]

Bazooka, that PM Glebe sent me sure makes interesting reading.

[Ferris]

Bazooka, that PM Glebe sent me sure makes interesting reading.

Yes thanks for forwarding on, Blodders. Eye-opening stuff.

[Bazooka]

Its water off a ducks back, quite child like in offensiveness,although the allegations about the length of my pubes, did hit home.

[BlodwynPig]

I think the really shocking thing was about your constant use of 'misplaced commas'

[Bazooka]

I think the really shocking thing was about your constant use of 'misplaced commas'

Did it to wind you up, and guess who came out the Victor? Not you (correct answer).

[Ferris]

getting spicy in here now lads

[BlodwynPig]

I've just had a couple of death threats sent to my private e-mail from this address:

baz.hooker@commabefucked.com

Don't know if its related to anyone on here, but sent to police anyway

[Bazooka]

I've just had a couple of death threats sent to my private e-mail from this address:

baz.hooker@commabefucked.com

Don't know if its related to anyone on here, but sent to police anyway

Nice try, I've not used that email since April, and secondly its a .edu domain, not .com.

[BlodwynPig]

My secretary just clarified it was from an edu domain

[Bazooka]

Perhaps your secretary would be interested in seeing the fish eye lens footage of you having intimate relations with a woodlouse? Its attached ready to go...........

Thought not.

[BlodwynPig]

Perhaps your secretary would be interested in seeing the fish eye lens footage of you having intimate relations with a woodlouse? Its attached ready to go...........

Thought not.

Deborah is well-versed in all my peccadilloes, so fire away.

However, I believe your wife is still none the wiser when it comes to your tastes for the things that slither and crawl around some of the less salubrious parts of Penzance.

[Cuellar]

So Penzance then

[Ferris]

I'm keeping shtum.

[popcorn]

Need I remind you Mr Bueller you are under oath.

[Ferris]

I ain't seen nothin'

[BlodwynPig]

I ain't seen nothin'

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