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internet trolling thread - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
« on: July 23, 2019, 11:03:51 AM »
hi guys, thought i would be a bit of a rotten troll today. i'm going to do an awful lot of internet trolling to anyone who posts in this thread, so watch out! if you don't want to get trolled, don't post in this thread! this is your final warning! o.k. i'm ready to troll anybody now so feel free to post in this thread if you would like me to troll you...............if you dare

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« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2019, 11:12:15 AM »
you smell

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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2019, 11:14:28 AM »
hi guys, thought i would be a bit of a rotten troll today. i'm going to do an awful lot of internet trolling to anyone who posts in this thread, so watch out! if you don't want to get trolled, don't post in this thread! this is your final warning! o.k. i'm ready to troll anybody now so feel free to post in this thread if you would like me to troll you...............if you dare

Poor attempt at trolling there.


pancreas

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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2019, 11:26:37 AM »
Poor attempt at trolling there.

^ Don't listen to him, kittens. You're doing just fine.

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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2019, 11:27:56 AM »
^ Don't listen to him, kittens. You're doing just fine.

Another poor attempt at trolling.

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« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2019, 11:32:33 AM »
you smell

oh, hello pancrarse. want to get trolled, do you?. well, i don't have the time for that, but perhaps instead you might enjoy this BBC news article about labour party, old pianos and maths: www.bbc.co.uk/news/15426/big-old-piano-sums-corbyn

Poor attempt at trolling there.



ah, mr NoWees. after a good trolling are we? well unfortunately i don't have the time for that as i'm at work, but i did see this article about dusty old jazz things on bbc news that may interest you: www.bbc.co.uk/news/15426/boring-jazz-performance

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« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2019, 11:45:16 AM »
i have decided not to troll anyone else ever again and can only apologise unreservedly to anyone who has been affected by my trolling so far. i wish there was some way to take it all back but i guess i will just have to learn to live with my shame and beg forgiveness from my very close friends pancreas and nosleep, who i believe i have hurt the most in this sorry affair.

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« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2019, 11:53:03 AM »
really really sorry about this one guys, i really 'dropped the ball' and i'm really really sorry.

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« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2019, 11:55:30 AM »
Shame, because you got me with the 'big-old-piano-sums-corbyn' link I was itching to read about that

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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2019, 01:38:11 PM »
really am very sorry about my behaviour today. think i need a break from the forum. i've alienated my best friends through my 'internet trolling' and it seems i must 'reap what i have sown'. i've emailed the admins to block my account for a few months. thank you all for the memories. i just wish it hadn't come to this.

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« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2019, 02:05:54 PM »
u sad, bro?

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« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2019, 05:56:22 PM »
u sad, bro?

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« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2019, 06:00:52 PM »
I don’t want to be trolled, is there someone I should speak to about that?

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« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2019, 06:01:46 PM »
Shutup kittens

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« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2019, 07:05:05 PM »
I don’t want to be trolled, is there someone I should speak to about that?

Are you ignoring me, and if so does that mean I’m being trolled? Because I’d be pretty cross if so - I specifically asked not to be trolled.

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« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2019, 07:06:59 PM »
I regret posting this
« Last Edit: July 23, 2019, 08:57:19 PM by PlanktonSideburns »

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« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2019, 07:10:42 PM »
Are you ignoring me, and if so does that mean I’m being trolled? Because I’d be pretty cross if so - I specifically asked not to be trolled.

I DEMAND TO KNOW IF I AM BEING TROLLED OR NOT

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« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2019, 07:49:30 PM »
hi ferris. just confirming that i am not trolling you or anyone. if you read back earlier in this thread i actually came to a realisation that i was hurting people through my trolling - i thought i was just being funny. let me tell you - you are my best friend in the entire world and i would never dream of trolling you or anyone else ever again.

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« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2019, 07:57:16 PM »
Glad that is settled. Was worried for a sec.

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« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2019, 10:04:20 PM »
Wait hang on was that trolling me or no?

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« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2019, 02:45:33 PM »
Are you being sarcastic kittens? Hard to tell