PM Boris Thread

[Thursday]

In a queasy way I'm happy with this.  He absolutely should be the one to carry the Brexit can, and it'll be the end of his political career.  All of the lies that got us into this position are his to deal with now, and he'll be remembered as a one-year PM who ushered in an extended recession.  We have to suffer through it, but his story will definitely be over a year from now.

You seem to be forgetting that only the worst case scenario happens now.

[Satchmo Distel]

Cunts' Cabinet will be more worryingly authoritarian than Boris could manage on his own.

[BlodwynPig]

Any appetite for civil unrest these days?

[Fambo Number Mive]

Newt Gingrich is very pleased Johnson has won, whilst Stephen Colbert seems to think it's just LOLBORIS: https://twitter.com/StephenAtHome/status/1153861315070500865

[Cerys]

I'm wondering how he'll react to the first terrorist attack of his tenure.  I'm betting on him looking like a six-year-old whose favourite toy has just been run over by a fire engine.  I'm also hoping that we never have to find out.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Boris Johnson has appointed one of Sky's senior executives as his business adviser, just days after it emerged the multi-millionaire had lent his £9.5m Westminster flat to the incoming prime minister: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/andrew-griffith-boris-johnson-sky-flat-business-adviser-a9017921.html

[Konki]

Yet with his imposing physical build...

That's one way of describing the steaming heap of lard.

[jobotic]

Imagine the level of braying that will go on in parliament.

[idunnosomename]

what kind of mug pays 70p for that.

i would say no one they subscribe but the amount of doddery old cunts in waitrose/booths with a copy laid flat out in their trolley like theyre proud of it ypu wouldnt believe

[Ferris]

That's one way of describing the steaming heap of lard.

He's 5'9" as well. I've seen more imposing people.

[Dr Trouser]

I liked it when he knocked over that ten year old boy for a laugh.

[ajsmith2]

whilst Stephen Colbert seems to think it's just LOLBORIS: https://twitter.com/StephenAtHome/status/1153861315070500865

Deary me, you'd think he'd learn from his and his brethren's 2016 under estimation of Trump. Then again, it's just the UK so who cares.

[BlodwynPig]

Deary me, you'd think he'd learn from his and his brethren's 2016 under estimation of Trump. Then again, it's just the UK so who cares.

Such jolly japes

[BlodwynPig]

i would say no one they subscribe but the amount of doddery old cunts in waitrose/booths with a copy laid flat out in their trolley like theyre proud of it ypu wouldnt believe

Nigel gets in from the shops, throws his keys on the side table and boils the kettle. He kicks of his hush puppies, hitches up his beige slacks and eases himself into the leather armchair.

Fervid excitement.

He has to suppress his emotions as he reaches for the shopping bag and removes The Mail On Sunday. With trembling hand he flicks through the paper, bypassing stories of war, death and paedophilia - not that he is averse to such things (after all, he has had experience of all of these in his many years in Bishop Storford) - no, what he really wants is hidden deep amongst the folds.

Fred Bassett.

"Oh Fred" sighs Nigel in quivering falsetto.

A chuckle passes his lips as he reads the brief and inconsequential strip of the day (in which Fred has a bath).

As the gloom settles on his bungalow and the kettle starts to whistle, Nigel slowly unzips his trousers...

[SteveDave]

Any appetite for civil unrest these days?

It's too hot for any of that.

[Blumf]

In a waiting area, I have a copy Infront of me. Apart from pages 2&3 talking about the weather, the first 19 pages are one long series of hagiographic glee.

The Mail is sporting a shit eating grin today

[Fambo Number Mive]

Telegraph is just as bad.

Will he still write columns for them? I imagine he will do the odd guest one like previous PMs have done.

[SteveDave]

https://twitter.com/Quillette/status/1153736396101881862

"With his mop of blond hair, his tie askew and his shirt escaping from his trousers, he looked like an overgrown schoolboy. Yet with his imposing physical build...there was also something of Nietzsche's Übermensch about him."

Every other photo of this tube of melted shit is him jogging or on his bike so how he's still fucking so porky? It makes me believe that exercise is bullshit. 

[imitationleather]

In a waiting area, I have a copy Infront of me. Apart from pages 2&3 talking about the weather, the first 19 pages are one long series of hagiographic glee.

The Mail is sporting a shit eating grin today

Now my elderly relatives have carked it I don't think there is a single person out there who reads the Mail that I would give two fucks about if I heard that they'd died.

[jobotic]

Fucking vermin.

https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1153952727338291200?s=20&fbclid=IwAR3KsH5xhwcQe-fCidJkY-xXFNWJJostePx8eDApr6g7ntD5VSlBzySBzs8

Cue biggy mocking Cadwalladr because time and time again she calls out the fucking mafia that he worships.

Even as it is happening I'm probably being hysterical.

[Cuellar]

Drain the swamp!

[Fambo Number Mive]

Brexit needs to happen so that the government can get back to focusing on domestic issues, Communities Secretary James Brokenshire says.

He says this would also give "stability and certainty" to businesses.

"The last thing we need at the moment is a general election," he says, adding that Boris Johnson will give the UK a sense of "optimism".

He is confident Mr Johnson will use the summer recess to go and talk to Brussels about Brexit.

What did Brokenshire say when Brown took over? And surely a government can focus on domestic issues and Brexit?

[Fambo Number Mive]

Drain the swamp!

I've seen a number of tweeters say that about the UK, mainly about the government so far but still. Some of them want all Remainer ministers out.

[Captain Z]

Look on the bright side, we'll all be longing for these days after some far-right nutter with a bulldog that looks like Churchill becomes Prime Minister after winning an ITV reality contest to assemble a new political party.

[Ferris]

Fucking vermin.

https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1153952727338291200?s=20&fbclid=IwAR3KsH5xhwcQe-fCidJkY-xXFNWJJostePx8eDApr6g7ntD5VSlBzySBzs8

Cue biggy mocking Cadwalladr because time and time again she calls out the fucking mafia that he worships.

Even as it is happening I'm probably being hysterical.

I'm a bit out of the loop - what investigation/deleted evidence is she referring to?

[Hank Venture]

How much of Boris Johnson is an act and how much is real?

https://twitter.com/brianklaas/status/1143504207640715265

[Replies From View]

Weeks of hysteria now.

Yeah, why can't everyone just happily eat shit like you can.

[Petey Pate]

Owen Smith got more than twice as many votes in the 2016 Labour leadership contest than Boris Johnson received in his 'landslide' victory.

[daf]

Drain the swamp!

Unblock the Drains

[imitationleather]

Unblock the Drains

Fill up the drains like Dennis Nilsen on a mad one.