PM Boris Thread

[The Culture Bunker]

Who's resigned and defected so far then?

I would imagine those most hostile to Johnson will prefer to just hope it's a short stay at #10 for him, and so ride out the storm.

[up_the_hampipe]

This hot take about it being Have I Got News For You's fault is bollocks isn't it, what are they meant to do not have any politicians on in case they become Prime Minister 20 years later?

For a show that's meant to be taking down the manipulative phoniness of politicians, they got played by Boris, and their pathetic hypocrisy in letting him on to be the lovable oaf multiple times set in motion the events that have lead us here. They didn't mean for it to happen, but it's still enraging that they've done the exact opposite of what they're supposed to be doing. Congrats to the leading 'satire' show for laying a path to our destruction.

[Cuellar]

Legend Rory Stewart claimed he wouldn't serve under Boris, but doesn't seem to be any action from him yet...

Take that back, apparently he said that 8 weeks ago and it was specifically about serving in a BlowJob cabinet, so he's allowed to keep his job.

[jobotic]

I think "said he wouldn't" will be as far as any of them get.

[jobotic]

For a show that's meant to be taking down the manipulative phoniness of politicians, they got played by Boris, and their pathetic hypocrisy in letting him on to be the lovable oaf multiple times set in motion the events that have lead us here. They didn't mean for it to happen, but it's still enraging that they've done the exact opposite of what they're supposed to be doing. Congrats to the leading 'satire' show for laying a path to our destruction.

They'll all be alright though. They're rich.

[Blumf]

Will we have to wait till the end of October before he bottles it?

[Fambo Number Mive]

Jeremy Hunt's already reverse ferreted on the criticism he made of Johnson during the campaign: https://twitter.com/Jeremy_Hunt/status/1153633471979565057

[Fambo Number Mive]

Britain's Trump.

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

This hot take about it being Have I Got News For You's fault is bollocks isn't it, what are they meant to do not have any politicians on in case they become Prime Minister 20 years later?

I don't remember Theresa May, David Cameron, Gordon Brown or Tony Blair being frequent wacky guests on HIGNFY.

[kalowski]

Jeremy Hunt's already reverse ferreted on the criticism he made of Johnson during the campaign: https://twitter.com/Jeremy_Hunt/status/1153633471979565057

HILARIOUS REPLY from BolloxToBrexitHaters (@steakeater7)

Looking for a job Jezzer? Hopefully you'll find one in the cabinet....building them for IKEA!!

[Cursus]

FFS:

[Cuellar]

Murder me. Shovel me into a pit. Cover my body in lime.

[holyzombiejesus]

I don't remember Theresa May, David Cameron, Gordon Brown or Tony Blair being frequent wacky guests on HIGNFY.

Hislop 'addressed' this on one of the crappy episodes of the last series. He said Germaine Greer had been on the show a lot and so she must be prime minister now.

#satire

[BlodwynPig]

FFS:

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

[Alberon]

All hail the last prime minister of the UK.

Either he's gone by Christmas or he will irreparably break the union.

[Paul Calf]

Hislop 'addressed' this on one of the crappy episodes of the last series. He said Germaine Greer had been on the show a lot and so she must be prime minister now.

#satire

His Slop

Crazy name, crazy guy.

[Paul Calf]

Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland need to get out while they can.

[kngen]

Hislop 'addressed' this on one of the crappy episodes of the last series. He said Germaine Greer had been on the show a lot and so she must be prime minister now.

#satire

Which would be bang on the money if she had been pursuing an increasingly ambitious career in politics during the period she was making frequent appearances on the show. Which she wasn't, so he's talking out of his arse, the baldy wee bawbag.

[Konki]

Britain's Trump.

More like Britain's wet fart.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Legend Rory Stewart claimed he wouldn't serve under Boris, but doesn't seem to be any action from him yet...

He's already said on Twitter that he's resigning tomorrow as has Hammond.

[Fambo Number Mive]

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[Cuellar]

He's already said on Twitter that he's resigning tomorrow as has Hammond.

Mmm, from the cabinet - still back benching it.

[holyzombiejesus]

I think people are getting really tired of hearing Jeremy Corbyn calling for a general election.

[Twed]

Why has everything that you would write down as "that would be just typical huh" and not really think would actually happen because it's too on the nose started actually happening since 2016?

[The Culture Bunker]

Mmm, from the cabinet - still back benching it.

He's got some of the highest job security you can have - no way someone like Stewart sacks off the Tory party on some kind of principal regarding Johnson.

[bgmnts]

Is there a lower point? Beyond nuclear war.

[Paul Calf]

Why has everything that you would write down as "that would be just typical huh" and not really think would actually happen because it's too on the nose started actually happening since 2016?

We're in The Matrix. The whole thing is a simulated reality.

[Jittlebags]

We're in The Matrix. The whole thing is a simulated reality.

Appointment of Liz Truss as chancellor would confirm this.

[Norton Canes]

Good to see a prompt reaction to Johnson's incumbency from the Home Office.

Excellent work Sajid!

[Bently Sheds]

"Now is the time for us all to get behind the PM and deliver the Brexit that was promised" - every grasping Tory cunt that previously threatened to resign if BJ got the top job and now realise that they've fucked their careers if they do so.