Looking for a CaB summary

[popcorn]

Hey,

Got a test in two days, wondering if anyone can read all of CaB (all years) and then summarise for me? Thanks...

[hamfist]

shit 4 cunts

[Ferris]

I put the whole of CaB into notepad using a scrub tool then pasted it into that neural network text generator thing. It just added "popcorn = twat" so not sure if that is useful for this project.

[alan nagsworth]

I'll summarise it with my favourite bits from memory:

1. Cack Hen fishing his turd out of the bog with tin foil and weighing it.

2. t_kingpin confessing to glassing someone at a wedding.

3. [banned troll] mentioning The Goodies.

4. kittens under his old username asking if he'd "done a bad thing" by shagging a dead dog he found in the canal and then coming back with a far more bantersome new account and thinking we wouldn't match the face in his avatar with the one in the mugshot from the local newspaper article.

5. That time I won Wimblewrong.

[Sebastian Cobb]

willy, willy, bum bum.

[a duncandisorderly]

what kind of test?


YOU WILL FAIL

[popcorn]

I put the whole of CaB into notepad using a scrub tool then pasted it into that neural network text generator thing. It just added "popcorn = twat" so not sure if that is useful for this project.

Thanks, had the test today and passed using this info, to my surprise and confusion ?

[Spoon of Ploff]

Serious question. Could someone enter mastermind with their specialist subject being the history of CAB?

[Ferris]

Thanks, had the test today and passed using this info, to my surprise and confusion ?

Great news! Will send the invoice to your office today