Author Topic: Storms of Great Britain (location: Wales)  (Read 2264 times)

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Re: Storms of Great Britain (location: Wales)
« Reply #60 on: August 09, 2019, 06:35:37 PM »
Anyone else in North London hear that random lightning strike? Sounded like a bomb going off, just as I was putting Ferris Jr to bed. All that work ruined.

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Re: Storms of Great Britain (location: Wales)
« Reply #61 on: August 09, 2019, 06:44:29 PM »
Maybe that sound was just god trying to smite your son?

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Re: Storms of Great Britain (location: Wales)
« Reply #62 on: August 09, 2019, 06:54:55 PM »
Maybe that sound was just god trying to smite your son?

Well unfortunately for Him, He’s second in the queue at the moment.

Still screaming and crying.

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Re: Storms of Great Britain (location: Wales)
« Reply #63 on: August 09, 2019, 07:28:55 PM »
Well unfortunately for Him, He’s second in the queue at the moment.

Still screaming and crying.

I am genuinely sorry.

Have you thought about steaming genitals with herbs?

Apparently that can help.

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Re: Storms of Great Britain (location: Wales)
« Reply #64 on: August 09, 2019, 08:36:03 PM »
I am genuinely sorry.

Have you thought about steaming genitals with herbs?

Apparently that can help.

Stuck my knob in the kettle and hallelujah! He’s asleep!

Terrific advice, thanks

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Re: Storms of Great Britain (location: Wales)
« Reply #65 on: August 09, 2019, 08:49:33 PM »
Anyone else in North London hear that random lightning strike? Sounded like a bomb going off, just as I was putting Ferris Jr to bed. All that work ruined.

There was one in East London between 5.15pm and 6.15pm as I was teaching online at the time and my student thought there'd been a loud explosion. It was a weird old thing, one flash of lightning, a massive thunder clap, then it pissed it down violently for about two minutes before the sun came out again.

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Re: Storms of Great Britain (location: Wales)
« Reply #66 on: August 09, 2019, 08:58:47 PM »
There was one in East London between 5.15pm and 6.15pm as I was teaching online at the time and my student thought there'd been a loud explosion. It was a weird old thing, one flash of lightning, a massive thunder clap, then it pissed it down violently for about two minutes before the sun came out again.

I’m in Stoke Newington, hit the building opposite my Airbnb apparently. It was the same one I think - happened once, woke Ferris Jr up, then promptly fucked off.

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Re: Storms of Great Britain (location: Wales)
« Reply #67 on: August 09, 2019, 10:08:34 PM »
I’m in Stoke Newington, hit the building opposite my Airbnb apparently. It was the same one I think - happened once, woke Ferris Jr up, then promptly fucked off.

Yeah it must have been as Stoke Newington's fairly close to Walthamstow. Have you thought about deafening Ferris Jr to prevent such an occurrence again by the way? Or yourself, so that you can't hear his cries of misery? I have a friend with kids who's partially deaf whose partner always had to deal with the kids waking up in the middle of the night, and she's one of the happiest people I know.

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Re: Storms of Great Britain (location: Wales)
« Reply #68 on: August 09, 2019, 10:17:53 PM »
Yeah it must have been as Stoke Newington's fairly close to Walthamstow. Have you thought about deafening Ferris Jr to prevent such an occurrence again by the way? Or yourself, so that you can't hear his cries of misery? I have a friend with kids who's partially deaf whose partner always had to deal with the kids waking up in the middle of the night, and she's one of the happiest people I know.

One of the better ideas gleaned from CaB over the years...

Re: Storms of Great Britain (location: Wales)
« Reply #69 on: August 10, 2019, 12:38:27 AM »
In Wales, it's been called 'Storom Awst' - sic.

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Re: Storms of Great Britain (location: Wales)
« Reply #70 on: August 10, 2019, 09:55:11 AM »

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Re: Storms of Great Britain (location: Wales)
« Reply #71 on: August 10, 2019, 11:12:27 AM »
Let's all club together for a bus down to Cerys's place to shake a wobble board and piss on her bedroom window

edit: sorry, thought this was the group whatsapp

edit 2: anyone got a strobe light? bike headlamp will do

I love you.

Still no thunder.