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Transformer done a bumdozy

Started by hamfist, July 24, 2019, 07:55:02 AM

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hamfist

If you came here to see Optimus Prime gob down a forsk and miss, I'm sorry.

I put poo's legendary "eggdillis 9" through transformer and it wrote a second half :

Roger me poo-tidy,
Bummerz me grimp,
Wee up me glencoddle,
Tengbot mein shrimp.

Show us yer fentwhistle,
Bark like a troil,
Hang fist mung titscuttle,
Baste it in oil.

Glenmunt bong cankhausen,
Eggdillis 9,
Hard goes me log sausage,
Owl prisk, pine pine!

All hail the potty hat,
Helmy gone down,
Lez jug it's tuggytime,
Waiting for clown.

Quote
Boom is the pottys' game,
Poppy and his mates,
Dang we ain't got the farts to spare.

Dump it and spit it, Paddy the potter,
Maggie is a cowgirl,
And her stags' balls in his mouth.

Hair off, bimbo's a beauty,
Been a long time, she'll have

My pappy's hand, a'bree, and the baby's in her.

Bust a man's ass on the peep-hole,

Hoover's on the peep-shoop,

Duck in the

(yes, it really ends there)

BlodwynPig

QuoteBless my hunk,
And pray I am not gone,
Or what are you to do about me?

That dang hunk, oh, he dares I lick,
Comes every year.

I ain't the bittiest I've ever seen,
But it was funny to be at the zoo,
I'm sooo, sooo sorry.

And oh baby, he'll be so happy to see you

If he can catch the hussy in front o' time,
When he's been there four decades, 'till he turns forty.

I ain't a prude as he'll say.

And oh

Boom is the pottys' game,
Poppy and his mates,
Dang we ain't got the farts to spare.

Dump it and spit it, Paddy the potter,
Maggie is a cowgirl,
And her stags' balls in his mouth.

Hair off, bimbo's a beauty,
Been a long time, she'll have

My pappy's hand, a'bree, and the baby's in her.

Bust a man's ass on the peep-hole,

Hoover's on the peep-shoop,

You got a mama you got a father.

Don't forget to bring a cup of tea

A little after you're done!

Laugh a little, laugh a little,

Catch a laugh you'll catch a stinking stink

Catch a jigger you've gone all right!

Take a nap and you've got a baby—

Lemme see a jigger, it's got to be

In the paddy's, the cow's, the piggies' mouth! -19-

The Cow-Pot

We made a bit of a mess in front of the window when we took some pomegran


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Fellas up in my dong,

Dunkin' in the hot,

Bag-eater like me,

Oy doin' the bawdish,

I ain't never see you again!

I've got a good reason though,

I'm no poo'y man!

Bodgin' in that shit's bae-in,

Eggdillis 9,

C'mon man, come sit down,

I ain't never seen ya this way.

Oh, but yer good with dawg'la

And your good lookin' was on

Shoulders?-Stomach!

O'er my duff to the kettling,
It's a hot dog in the car,
Cute pats me oopin,
Toughy to the o'en.

The cussin' t'ard, hooah,
I just wan to be a baby

And make yer wap on his.
Cuz I don't have a muss
But a lot of nappy pants,
And I'm bein' a real brumptail,
That's why I'm wearing this

I put your feet up,

Oh yesss. Don't touch me!

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Yer wanko yah oot,
Whoo, wah, whah!

Boom in biz,
Dang dang dang biz,

I got my wanko bag,

Gett'cha beez in your pants.

Fool! fool! fool! fool!

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Pow! it's the turd!
That's why there's an 'ow!

Cum me up a meot bing,
Mutt me on a jig.

That's what you call a meot bing,
No, that's a gimme t'a' meot bing,
That's where it starts.

Fart, fart, fart, I fart,

Gig hee tes tik me out

Shoulders?-Stomach!

I bungle a dang fishe-toot
With a zorl,
Bump my ass to me fishebunk.
Mule darlin' is me

Hair on my face,
Zuck all my lippies out
In a zipper hat,

Kiddies, get your ass into the air.
What a fangame, what's a fangame
For us kiddies' fancies?
All day, what a fangame, what's a fangame

For us kiddies' fancies
You know what, a fangames

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Glenmunt bong bong iskurste,
Bartlle dutch,
Duck and cover.
Glenmein zweit

Sliced lollipops,
Glensturp bong zweit.
Glenmein bong pewt.
Lemmen jeg müchte.

Till yer schlongs growl,
Tee you're me hoeer wurly.

Glenmunt bog pewt.

Sliced clams for me ketchup,
But it won't get rid of
Glenpon bong poivre

Shoulders?-Stomach!

All hail the duckling,
Whalety babbling,
Bong is duff,
Hippie blouse,

Dirty duck's the begger,
Bong is fud.

Lilyboots bong bong bong,
Bong bong bong bong.

Bong bugger mein lotto,
Honey bong bong
It's soggy time,
Licky mong,
Booyah-boo wha.

Lilyboots booyamoo,
Bong buggers is gong zong.
Bong bugger mein lotto,
Lotto drongo von elk

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Holler, all, all,
Bend down and come out.
Gonna hang berry bun!
Catch that dang dumpling;

It's so good,
It's so good on rye.
Won't make you feel
Well-bred gentry,

Rough-house-cooks
That are so rich!
Ginned-up clams!
That's it,

Willy-go-round,
That the devil brought them,
I'll tell yer just why!
Bend down and come out.

Glenmunt bong mer dang cankhausen

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Peeplow me bong, I was gonna play you;
Bumptime, bumptime, bumptime,
Peepeepeepee, Peepeepeepee!
is gonna be fun, don't cry!

Glenmoan it, and tell it you're ready!

Peeplow the potty, tell it a new song

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Gimme a hand to rub,
Ooze up my ass!
But don't ever come back,

I can see your bony face on all my friends' cars!

Oh the life of a clown

Hanging from a mane of tousled twigs—

Oh the life of a clown

To the gash that would have the world go round,
Well that'll never happen to be a fool,

Oh the life of a clown

Drowning in a water of red roses.

Oh the life of a clown

Shook by a clown-fancy!

Oh the life of a clown

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Show me his muck,
All good he can do

Dang it up he'll tell me if he saw me coming!
I don't care to be wussed about it

I'm a mollie, an' that's a mollie.

Bump me up for mucking,
Show me your spankin' hands,

Glenmunt is a man of farts,

Wreck your booty's on you,
Glen is a cocksucker,

Wreck your booty's on you,
Glena cank has a sodden face,
Suck me Glenmunt, man of farts