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Dubious nightclub names

Started by Pingers, July 24, 2019, 03:11:34 PM

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Cuellar

We're Gonna Lock The Doors Tie You Up Put Those Things In Your Eyes Like In Clockwork Orange And Force You To Watch A Video Of A Man Raping Your Beloved Family Dog

BlodwynPig

We're Gonna Lock The Doors Tie You Up Put Those Things In Your Eyes Like In Clockwork Orange And Force You To Watch A Video Of A Man Raping Your Beloved Family Dog: Ibiza

We're Gonna Lock The Doors Tie You Up Put Those Things In Your Eyes Like In Clockwork Orange And Force You To Watch A Video Of A Man Raping Your Beloved Family Dog: The Chill Out Room, Ibiza

We're Gonna Lock The Doors Tie You Up Put Those Things In Your Eyes Like In Clockwork Orange And Force You To Watch A Video Of A Man Raping Your Beloved Family Dog: Milton Keynes (Gabba Festival)


Poobum

#33
Spearminge Rhino.

Hellenistic warfare where everyone forms up in two lines of phalangites but its all tumescent cocks instead of pikes Pleasure Gardens.

Pingers

Cunted (student night)
The Oven of Love

Lordofthefiles

Ravaged
Bandits
Gashes & Glasses

Pingers


Poobum

Slav Pit
Buncha Cunts inna Skip
Clanker's Cavern
Middle Class Hipster Cunts Cuddle Party Venue
Roman Warfare where all the weapons have been replaced with double ended dildos and the shields are made from a lattice work of flesh light vaginas Palace
John Leslie's Sleepy Vapours Dark Room.

hamfist

Penisse

Brazzers

The Groping Rooms

Belmer's

PlanktonSideburns


Poobum

Shtump
Loligaggers
Germanic Warfare where instead of a shieldwall everyone presents their arses in a tiered fashion with butt plugs in their arseholes which are all connected by chains Lounge

Glebe

Papnatt's Roulade
Mister Pissy Curtains
Jonathan Ross' Arsehole
Reg Trotter's Delight!

Fishfinger

Inclement Sausage

BYOM

Lord Nasty's AIDS Experiment

Dex Sawash

Two-Pound Tin's

Shoulders' Massive List


Bazooka

Dance Dance Dildo

Mosquito Mosque

greenman

Looking at potential holiday locations recently revealed that Bhutan has a valley that sounds more like a New Orleans nightclub in Bumthang, "the heart of Bhutanese culture" no less.

Cuellar


poo


Stoneage Dinosaurs


Shoulders?-Stomach!



Shoulders?-Stomach!

Big Fellas Nightclub
Town Centre 13, Beastfair, Pontefract WF8 1AL
01977 790786
https://maps.app.goo.gl/QTGXsVVXsBiaJKqB9

Shoulders?-Stomach!


Shoulders?-Stomach!

CLUB VEN-YOU
The Former "Oriental Chinese Restaurant" Town End, Pontefract WF8 1LN
020 8191 8816
https://maps.app.goo.gl/UJnbjMuuvKeQQ8wJ7

Quotethe owner of the establishment is well know for his drugs and sleeping with young girls also. I'd stay well and truly clear of this establishment especially for food. I can't imagine what there hugines ratings are! His house was vile so can't imagine what his business would be like. He also likes to pay people peanuts for hard days work.i used to see him abuse his pets on the daily also.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Fanny and Bacardi
Bank St, Wakefield WF1 1EH
07484 177525
https://maps.app.goo.gl/QQcmPAkJjLuqGGrV6

Quotethey changed the place name without telling me. I refuse to have my wedding day in a placed named after female genitals

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Quest
73A Low Rd, Leeds LS10 1RH
0113 271 3013
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Uqe6fykgNE1LZZij7


This... Fucking hell

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Shoulders?-Stomach!

La Chambre
548 Attercliffe Rd, Sheffield S9 3QP
0114 261 1234
https://maps.app.goo.gl/4snNzbELyF8Mk4958

Yikes

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Quids
4 St Nicholas St, Scarborough YO11 2HF
01723 355001
https://maps.app.goo.gl/A6WkfLHPdA3nvxYZ7