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Shitting: LIVE!
« on: July 25, 2019, 08:20:29 AM »
Only post in this thread if shit is actually coming out of your arse as you type.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2019, 08:21:41 AM »
It is...and I'm nowhere near a toilet or hole in the ground.

Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2019, 08:35:20 AM »
I tried live, but the ethernet cable got pulled out of the socket by a stray dog, thus the recording was halted.

Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2019, 08:55:28 AM »
I tried live, but the ethernet cable got pulled out of the socket by a stray dog, thus the recording was halted.

Only post in this thread if shit is actually coming out of your arse as you type.

Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2019, 09:04:54 AM »


Don't want to call you a hypocrite, but were you in the ceramic pool when I posted?

Shit Good Nose

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Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2019, 11:34:20 AM »
Shitting sand right now.

I say sand, it's more like the clay you would find on bed of a deep river.

Making that cracking noise as it slides out.

Pouring cement.

Beautiful.

Probably cancer.

Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2019, 08:04:50 AM »
Spluttery mess exiting now

Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2019, 08:19:32 AM »
My foot went under the wall of the next cubicle, that's how they know who you are, paranoid now until the shift finishes.

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Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2019, 02:45:09 PM »
Shitting now in a public toilet with other men in adjacent cubicles shitting at the same time.  I wonder if they are reading this thread.

Also, call me archaic but I like to use a toilet seat that doesn’t slide around everywhere while I’m shitting.  Not sure why it seems to be the fashion now to keep having ones that aren’t screwed down.

seepage

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Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2019, 04:26:26 PM »
ooh, get you and your posh toilet with a seat.

Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2019, 10:12:31 AM »
Turding now

Lordofthefiles

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Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2019, 01:37:51 PM »
Dropping Revels (due to the dehydration of the last few days) at work, cruel fate won’t let them bounce off of the porcelain and so I’m releasing what sounds like a Patrick Moore xylophone solo for the fellow in the next trap.
He’s sitting in, what I assume is, stunned silence.

Dex Sawash

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Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2019, 12:37:46 AM »

edit- nm, just gas

Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2019, 07:19:45 AM »
Muck spraying in progress

Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2019, 09:11:51 AM »
Post 10k dump. Fucking agony, feels like it’s coming out sideways.

hamfist

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Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2019, 10:33:39 AM »
Liquid strong coffee slurry coming out of ma hoop right now.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2019, 11:53:20 AM »
Dehydration is taking its toll RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE!!

hamfist

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Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2019, 02:25:31 PM »
done more. like squeezing pancake batter through the holes in a colander. messy.

Lordofthefiles

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Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2019, 02:51:22 PM »
*slugs*

Re: Shitting: LIVE!
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2019, 05:15:52 AM »
I've just had to use my shirt to clean up the mess, the toilet paper had been replaced with an empty bottle of sunny D.