Chopped my dad's cock off

[touchingcloth]

Or I thought I did. It turns out that what actually happened was I called my dad and said "dad, I'm going to chop your cock off", and when I said the words "chop your cock off" I accidentally chopped my own off.

Should I wait for it to heal before I chop his off?

[Glebe]

Wait for it to heal. Give it a chance, mate!

[touchingcloth]

Wait for it to heal. Give it a chance, mate!

Thanks, pal.

I'm weighing up the options. If I wait for it to heal I'll have a much better chance of lopping his off, no doubts there, but on the other hand if I chop it while my own wound is still fresh we can probably swap. He'd hate that. I'd just phone him up every time I ever had a piss and say "alright, dad, just doing a piss out your cock", he'd really hate that. I'd just Skype him every time I fucked my mum and say "alright, dad, just fucking mum with my cock. You can't do that now you've got my cock, can you? Ahaha", he'd really, really hate that.

[zomgmouse]

Congratulations