How can snakes make babies?

[Huxleys Babkins]

"Snake! Snake! Jesus Christ, it's a snake!"

Wriggling and writhing their way about the place, terrorising all that cross their path. Swallowing crocodile eggs in one go here, escaping their tank in a nonce's bedsit and attacking the pregnant woman next door there.

One presumes that snakes reproduce just like any other breathing organism. But how? They are simply long, smooth tubes of scale-coated meat. They have neither willies nor fannies. So how can they reproduce? My theory is that a snake is actually a sentient willy dredged up from the depth of hell itself, the venom simply the seed of life (semen^TM). This seems sound enough and I've written to Richard Attenborough for confirmation, but that doesn't account for the other half of the equation; the vagina. There are, as far as I know, no snakes that look like a cunny for these slithering pricks to dive into.

So tell me, CAB, how do snakes do the nasty?

[BlodwynPig]

I saw some snakes making love. All entwined and knotted together. Fucking whilst escaping my prying form

[Lordofthefiles]

You're absolutely correct, they look like psoriasis willies, but then you look in their mouths and low and behold, they look like a fadgehole.
Fascinating creatures.

[Cerys]

I wonder if that's why the Serpent shows up in the Bible, as a tempter.  All the resemblances to sexy parts.  We really are a screwed up species.

[Bazooka]

I keep a blowjob anaconda under the bed, they are huge beasts, sometimes I think I'm seeing double.

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A snake doesn't make a baby.

Babies are made when a man and a woman love each other very much, such that the man turns erect and the woman gets all fussy and they end up going into the bedroom and they start shouting.


Alright?  If anything snakes eat babies; maybe that's what you are mixing up.


Okay?  So I hope that helped.

[touchingcloth]

I wonder if that's why the Serpent shows up in the Bible, as a tempter.  All the resemblances to sexy parts.  We really are a screwed up species.

And the eyes of both of them were opened, and they knew they had fucked a snake, he in its mouth, she taking the tail in her crut;
and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.

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Just to help anyone who struggles with words, here is a picture showing a snake eating - not making - a baby:





Ok cheers!  x

[BlodwynPig]

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I can see why you're confused but it isn't a snake.


A snake has an anus, you know.  It shits just like our great grandparents did.

[BlodwynPig]

Those sex blokes (Joy of Sex etc) always look like Peter Sutcliffe

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Those sex blokes (Joy of Sex etc) always look like Peter Sutcliffe

He modelled himself on them, actually.

He wants you to think of him at all times.