Author Topic: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?  (Read 785 times)

Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« on: July 29, 2019, 04:45:18 PM »


Who remembers Pugwash, eh? The popular childrens' pirate character was a mainstay of books and TV for over forty years, enchanting generations of youngsters. But what you may not have noticed at the time is that it was actually filled with innuendo and filthy double entendres. Check out some of these character names you might have missed the meaning of when you watched it with more innocent eyes;

Roger the Cabin Boy
Seaman Staines
Master Bates
Willy
Ben Dover
Ivor Biggun
Dirty John
Gareth Hunt
Cumbeard
Your Mum
Rapey Martin
Captain Fuck
Bosun Benjamin Netanyahu
Kevin the Self-Fellating Div
Lieutenant Boycie
Blackbeard But Gay
Captain Jesus
Donovan the "French" Pirate

thecuriousorange

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Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2019, 04:54:59 PM »
Pugwash is actually French for blowjob.

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Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2019, 04:55:55 PM »
Lost it at Captain Fuck

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Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2019, 05:04:46 PM »
Rear-Admiral Bumbaclat

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Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2019, 05:31:32 PM »
And their ship The Black Cock

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Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2019, 05:52:00 PM »
And their ship The Black Cock

Ship motto: ”Bigger Than A Breadbin”, but in Latin.

Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2019, 06:06:00 PM »
And their arch enemy Deepthroat Jake.

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Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2019, 06:09:33 PM »
and the ship's filthy mascot SPANGLES EH?

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Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2019, 06:10:35 PM »
The live-action reboot tells the penetrating parable of this salty watering hole in South Wales


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Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2019, 08:37:05 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2019, 09:54:28 PM »
Deck-Hand #69

Admiral Pudenda

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Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2019, 09:56:02 PM »
That 'Ivor the Engine' episode where Llaniog Station gets twinned with the German station of Far Koff.

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Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2019, 10:13:38 PM »
Pugwash's stablemate show Sir Prancelot had a main character called Master Girth. Honest.

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Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2019, 10:22:55 PM »
Chock-A-Block was equally depraved - simply a pun on 'Choke-A-Bloke' and an excuse to fill the minds of our children with references to auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2019, 10:24:58 PM »
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Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2019, 12:13:19 AM »
Remember the bit in Watership Down where the seagull shouts "eat shit you fucking floppy eared cunt!"

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Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2019, 12:47:41 AM »
Charley Wanka and That Little Blonde Lad’s Chocolate Factory.

Fucking obvious innit.
I mean, it stands to reason.

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Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2019, 01:01:18 AM »
Damon Albourbe and His Blurry Anus

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Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2019, 07:30:21 AM »
Rear-Admiral Bumbaclat

Wasn’t that Buster Sparkles’ pirate boat?

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Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2019, 01:22:12 PM »
I remember that whole series where the good Captain reaved along the south coast of England, capturing young men and women to sell into the white slave trade in his native Africa.

I believe his boatswain's name in that series was Alfred Molester.

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« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2019, 03:38:38 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2019, 07:00:58 PM »
Sir Fart of Poo

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Re: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude?
« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2019, 07:44:52 PM »
One-eyed Willy offered up safe passage to those who paid enough gold doubloons. His anal passage.