Author Topic: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude? (Read 1197 times)

Huxleys Babkins · « **on:** July 29, 2019, 04:45:18 PM »

Who remembers Pugwash, eh? The popular childrens' pirate character was a mainstay of books and TV for over forty years, enchanting generations of youngsters. But what you may not have noticed at the time is that it was actually filled with innuendo and filthy double entendres. Check out some of these character names you might have missed the meaning of when you watched it with more innocent eyes;

Roger the Cabin Boy
Seaman Staines
Master Bates
Willy
Ben Dover
Ivor Biggun
Dirty John
Gareth Hunt
Cumbeard
Your Mum
Rapey Martin
Captain Fuck
Bosun Benjamin Netanyahu
Kevin the Self-Fellating Div
Lieutenant Boycie
Blackbeard But Gay
Captain Jesus
Donovan the "French" Pirate

thecuriousorange · « **Reply #1 on:** July 29, 2019, 04:54:59 PM »

Pugwash is actually French for blowjob.

Chollis · « **Reply #2 on:** July 29, 2019, 04:55:55 PM »

Lost it at Captain Fuck

FerriswheelBueller · « **Reply #3 on:** July 29, 2019, 05:04:46 PM »

Rear-Admiral Bumbaclat

Norton Canes · « **Reply #4 on:** July 29, 2019, 05:31:32 PM »

And their ship The Black Cock

FerriswheelBueller · « **Reply #5 on:** July 29, 2019, 05:52:00 PM »

Quote from: Norton Canes on July 29, 2019, 05:31:32 PM

And their ship The Black Cock

Ship motto: ”Bigger Than A Breadbin”, but in Latin.

willpurry · « **Reply #6 on:** July 29, 2019, 06:06:00 PM »

And their arch enemy Deepthroat Jake.

petrilTanaka · « **Reply #7 on:** July 29, 2019, 06:09:33 PM »

and the ship's filthy mascot SPANGLES EH?

thecuriousorange · « **Reply #8 on:** July 29, 2019, 06:10:35 PM »

The live-action reboot tells the penetrating parable of this salty watering hole in South Wales

seepage · « **Reply #9 on:** July 29, 2019, 08:37:05 PM »

the · « **Reply #10 on:** July 29, 2019, 09:54:28 PM »

Deck-Hand #69

Admiral Pudenda

Trevor Nelson

willpurry · « **Reply #11 on:** July 29, 2019, 09:56:02 PM »

That 'Ivor the Engine' episode where Llaniog Station gets twinned with the German station of Far Koff.

Bennett Brauer · « **Reply #12 on:** July 29, 2019, 10:13:38 PM »

Pugwash's stablemate show Sir Prancelot had a main character called Master Girth. Honest.

Absorb the anus burn · « **Reply #13 on:** July 29, 2019, 10:22:55 PM »

Chock-A-Block was equally depraved - simply a pun on 'Choke-A-Bloke' and an excuse to fill the minds of our children with references to auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Sebastian Cobb · « **Reply #14 on:** July 29, 2019, 10:24:58 PM »

Dr Pongerton
Summerbum

Captain Z · « **Reply #15 on:** July 30, 2019, 12:13:19 AM »

Remember the bit in Watership Down where the seagull shouts "eat shit you fucking floppy eared cunt!"

Lordofthefiles · « **Reply #16 on:** July 30, 2019, 12:47:41 AM »

Charley Wanka and That Little Blonde Lad’s Chocolate Factory.

Fucking obvious innit.
I mean, it stands to reason.

Replies From View · « **Reply #17 on:** July 30, 2019, 01:01:18 AM »

Damon Albourbe and His Blurry Anus

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #18 on:** July 30, 2019, 07:30:21 AM »

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on July 29, 2019, 05:04:46 PM

Rear-Admiral Bumbaclat

Wasn’t that Buster Sparkles’ pirate boat?

Cuellar · « **Reply #19 on:** July 30, 2019, 01:22:12 PM »

I remember that whole series where the good Captain reaved along the south coast of England, capturing young men and women to sell into the white slave trade in his native Africa.

I believe his boatswain's name in that series was Alfred Molester.

madhair60 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 30, 2019, 03:38:38 PM »

Long John Kiddy Fucker

idunnosomename · « **Reply #21 on:** July 30, 2019, 07:00:58 PM »

Sir Fart of Poo

thecuriousorange · « **Reply #22 on:** July 30, 2019, 07:44:52 PM »

One-eyed Willy offered up safe passage to those who paid enough gold doubloons. His anal passage.

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Author Topic: Oooooh, wasn't Pugwash rude? (Read 1197 times)