The World's Hairiest Penis

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

The World's Hairiest Penis is said to belong to Ken Coggage of Bury St Edmunds. The Penis is one metre wide, on fire and flanked by 79 concentric circles of teeth positioned across the glans, with a column of Japanese giant Hornets colonizing the interior of the urethral chunnel. It is entirely free from hair.
Earlier this week the judging panel were forcible executed with lava by the competition runner-up for being "[a bunch of] smartarse shitting fannywipes" about the definition of the word "hairy", having controversially chosen to judge the competition using the world's second, less common, dictionary definition ("alarming and/or difficult")

[Lordofthefiles]

Burt Reynolds

[Bazooka]

Its pretty hairy but most of the hairs are made of bean sprouts and strips of thyme.

[bgmnts]

How much is it insured for?

[Replies From View]

None of this surprises me in the slightest.  Over the decades I have seen these situations springing up all over the globe and none of them end up with a truly hairy penis, at all.

[Glebe]

[tag]Things that no one else saw except you.[/tag]

[shiftwork2]

[hamfist]

I flocked mine with UHU and magic sand.

It comes out of the water dry, which is my number one party piece and gets me all the farage.