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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #30 on: August 07, 2019, 02:28:51 PM »


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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2019, 12:36:06 AM »
Frankestein was the name of the monster. The doctor's name was Dr Cum.

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2019, 06:09:04 AM »
Cum's Frankenstein

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #33 on: August 10, 2019, 12:31:54 AM »
Who made warewolve?

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #34 on: August 10, 2019, 12:39:19 AM »

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #35 on: August 10, 2019, 07:42:05 PM »
Don't make Findlestein angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #36 on: August 10, 2019, 10:09:51 PM »
Who made warewolve?
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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #37 on: August 10, 2019, 10:23:20 PM »
Davad dickinson's

I thought he made wampirs, but there you go.

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #38 on: August 11, 2019, 07:35:02 AM »
I went downstairs this morning and who should I find doing the washing-up? None other than a Nayrlathutip, that's who.

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #39 on: August 11, 2019, 07:06:06 PM »
When doctor frank victor fracasteine created fracine's manstar, he allegedly cried, "I tell you he lives! The fraceen lives! Now to create a darcaulua!"

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #40 on: August 11, 2019, 09:48:28 PM »
Nosferatu in the lav, I’d give it a wide berth if I were you.

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #41 on: August 12, 2019, 10:39:40 AM »
3 to 4 zombers hanging out on the stairs, intimidating passers by

Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #42 on: August 12, 2019, 10:47:48 AM »
At least 7 credible haulks down the Nuffield Trading Estate this morning. Give it a wide berth if you can.

Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #43 on: August 12, 2019, 11:34:03 AM »
Frankenstein's name is based on fish chef Rick Franken-Stein.

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #44 on: August 12, 2019, 01:13:29 PM »
Obvious things you've only just realised H. S. Art edition: Frumpklestin is the same monster as in Frumplestiltskin.

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #45 on: August 12, 2019, 05:15:50 PM »
Didn’t Rankenstein use Frapunzel and Frasputin as cushions or cousins or something gladly


Sure he had flavoured Gulf trousers

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #46 on: August 12, 2019, 05:41:42 PM »
Here’s a question for fans of puff daddy:  why did Frankenstein get all het up that time he was told to put his Dyson back in its proper place?


“It’s not a Dyson back it’s a Dyson vac!”  Yeah alright mate but put it back in its proper place yeah?  No need to bellow about it for seven hours while everyone in the house tries to sleep.


Such an odd creation in isn’t he, that Frankenstein.

Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #47 on: August 13, 2019, 06:05:20 AM »
A related fact, Jeremy Dyson invented the lighting conductor that shot the electricity into Franks balls and brought him to life.

Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2019, 10:08:15 AM »
I saw Frankenstein in Poundland. He was retailing at £1.49.

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #49 on: August 13, 2019, 03:49:27 PM »
I saw Frankenstein in Poundland. He was retailing at £1.49.

Surely with no sign language coming off the Franken there was no way to find his price.  This is why they put them in multipax now.

Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #50 on: August 13, 2019, 04:24:08 PM »
Franklestain had bolts through his neck to stop his head falling off and to prevent him from performing acts of oral love upon a lady without her saying "ouch, Frank, your bolts are digging into me inner thighs."

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #51 on: August 13, 2019, 06:45:46 PM »
It's quite cruel that he had the bolts on the outside, rather than the nuts.  Not as easy to tighten.

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #52 on: August 13, 2019, 11:12:31 PM »
I saw Frankenstein in Poundland. He was retailing at £1.49.

99p, Poundstretcher. Just sayin'.

Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #53 on: August 13, 2019, 11:33:52 PM »
In a way, don't we all create ourselves?

Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #54 on: August 14, 2019, 04:38:22 AM »
Franklestin can only eat cress sandwiches as he has a dodgy tummy.

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #55 on: August 14, 2019, 10:49:02 AM »
In a way, don't we all create ourselves?

Not in one fell swoop like fankesfair, no

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #56 on: August 14, 2019, 10:50:09 AM »
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair, I meant

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #57 on: August 14, 2019, 10:51:52 AM »
Franklestin can only eat cress sandwiches as he has a dodgy tummy.

Doesn’t mean he needs all this bulk folder gassom sent his way.  Stop posting it!

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #58 on: August 14, 2019, 04:56:04 PM »
now a ghost has arrive

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Re: Why did frankenstien create himself?
« Reply #59 on: August 14, 2019, 05:00:15 PM »
Hello goace