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Why did frankenstien create himself?

Started by Glebe, August 02, 2019, 04:18:24 AM

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Stoneage Dinosaurs

Frankestein was the name of the monster. The doctor's name was Dr Cum.

NoSleep


Glebe


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Captain Z

Don't make Findlestein angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

canadagoose


Glebe


seepage

I went downstairs this morning and who should I find doing the washing-up? None other than a Nayrlathutip, that's who.

Glebe

When doctor frank victor fracasteine created fracine's manstar, he allegedly cried, "I tell you he lives! The fraceen lives! Now to create a darcaulua!"

Ferris

Nosferatu in the lav, I'd give it a wide berth if I were you.

Cuellar

3 to 4 zombers hanging out on the stairs, intimidating passers by

At least 7 credible haulks down the Nuffield Trading Estate this morning. Give it a wide berth if you can.

Bazooka

Frankenstein's name is based on fish chef Rick Franken-Stein.

Captain Z

Obvious things you've only just realised H. S. Art edition: Frumpklestin is the same monster as in Frumplestiltskin.

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Didn't Rankenstein use Frapunzel and Frasputin as cushions or cousins or something gladly


Sure he had flavoured Gulf trousers

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Here's a question for fans of puff daddy:  why did Frankenstein get all het up that time he was told to put his Dyson back in its proper place?


"It's not a Dyson back it's a Dyson vac!"  Yeah alright mate but put it back in its proper place yeah?  No need to bellow about it for seven hours while everyone in the house tries to sleep.


Such an odd creation in isn't he, that Frankenstein.

Bazooka

A related fact, Jeremy Dyson invented the lighting conductor that shot the electricity into Franks balls and brought him to life.

poo

I saw Frankenstein in Poundland. He was retailing at £1.49.

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Quote from: poo on August 13, 2019, 10:08:15 AM
I saw Frankenstein in Poundland. He was retailing at £1.49.

Surely with no sign language coming off the Franken there was no way to find his price.  This is why they put them in multipax now.

Franklestain had bolts through his neck to stop his head falling off and to prevent him from performing acts of oral love upon a lady without her saying "ouch, Frank, your bolts are digging into me inner thighs."

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It's quite cruel that he had the bolts on the outside, rather than the nuts.  Not as easy to tighten.

Glebe

Quote from: poo on August 13, 2019, 10:08:15 AM
I saw Frankenstein in Poundland. He was retailing at £1.49.

99p, Poundstretcher. Just sayin'.

Cold Meat Platter

In a way, don't we all create ourselves?

Bazooka

Franklestin can only eat cress sandwiches as he has a dodgy tummy.

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Quote from: Cold Meat Platter on August 13, 2019, 11:33:52 PM
In a way, don't we all create ourselves?

Not in one fell swoop like fankesfair, no

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Quote from: Bazooka on August 14, 2019, 04:38:22 AM
Franklestin can only eat cress sandwiches as he has a dodgy tummy.

Doesn't mean he needs all this bulk folder gassom sent his way.  Stop posting it!

Glebe


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