Topic: Why did frankenstien create himself?

[Glebe]

I've always wondered why frankinsten created himself. Then he created a bride of frenkenstein to be his bride, and they began to multiply. Only yesterday I did see four frankasteins in Aldi. They were standing near the fruit and veg section, behind two dracalas.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Hi Glebe. There are a few misspellings in your post, unfortunately. It's canonically spelled "Frankenstein" and he was actually the doctor, rather than the monster you may be thinking of which is commonly known as "Frankenstein's monster." All the best, Pearly-Dewdrops Drops

[canadagoose]

Because clonwe

[NoSleep]

Hi Glebe. There are a few misspellings in your post, unfortunately. It's canonically spelled "Frankenstein" and he was actually the doctor, rather than the monster you may be thinking of which is commonly known as "Frankenstein's monster." All the best, Pearly-Dewdrops Drops

Ah, but who's the real monster?

[Captain Z]

Ah, but who's the real monster?

Frankingstone was the creator, Dr Jackyle was the name of the monster.

[madhair60]

to get to the other Bride

[Glebe]

Hi Glebe. There are a few misspellings in your post, unfortunately. It's canonically spelled "Frankenstein" and he was actually the doctor, rather than the monster you may be thinking of which is commonly known as "Frankenstein's monster." All the best, Pearly-Dewdrops Drops

I don't believe these lies. To me, fransteen will always be the manster.

[Kalabi]

No you're thinking of the Munsters, and he was a werewolf.

[Bazooka]

Nope, easy misconception, it was Dr Dracula that had steel bolts for fangs, not Mr or Mrs Frankfurter.

[bgmnts]

Think about it; in a drunken stupor he realised what he was, an irate monster of a man, and he wrote this in his doctor's journal.

However, we all know how incomprehensible doctor's handwriting is... and well, you can figure it out from there.

[NoSleep]

Think about it; in a drunken stupor he realised what he was, an irate monster of a man, and he wrote this in his doctor's journal.

A stein of ale made him frank.

[Dex Sawash]

Auto-erotic origination

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Hi Glebe. There are a few misspellings in your post, unfortunately. It's canonically spelled "Frankenstein" and he was actually the doctor, rather than the monster you may be thinking of which is commonly known as "Frankenstein's monster." All the best, Pearly-Dewdrops Drops

FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER

STEW Frankenstein’s monster. Just you watch. I bet you everyone will refer to the monster as a Frankenstein.

RICH That’s right. It’s a frank-ing-stein isn’t it. That is the correct pronunciation

STEW No Frankenstien (FRANKINGSTEIN)was the inventor not the monster

RICH And you never call the invention by the name of the creator do you?

STEW No.

RICH What’s this then? (HAS A HOOVER)

STEW That is Hoover’s Vacuum Cleaner. Hoover is the inventor

RICH What’s this? (Has a wellington)

STEW That is Wellington’s rubber shoe.

RICH What’s this? (HAS CHEESE SANDWICH)

STEW That is the Earl of sandwich’s cheese in bread snack. Sandwich is the inventor, not the snack

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GATTING

STEW Frankenstein’s getting loads of women. Why does Mike Gatting seem so vehement about that. It’s not something I would associate with the frankenstein monster.

RICH Don’t you know Stew. Mike Gatting’s wife left him for a Frankingstein. I’m surprised you don’t remember. It was in all the papers.

STEW It’s no wonder he harbors a grudge

RICH A lesser man would hate all monsters as a whole, but he only blames the monsters directly responsible.

STEW Mike Gatting is a fair man, and in no sense a racist.

Ian Beale - traditional

RICH In a tag team wrestling bout between a Frankingstein and a dalek on one side and a Cyclops and an Ian Beale on the other, who do you think would win?

STEW Do they have to obey the laws of wrestling?

RICH Obviously.

STEW Under what circumstance would such a wrestling bout be set up.

RICH They have been captured by the Emporer Ming and given the chance to wrestle for their lives in an arena on the planet Mongo.

STEW Oh , Ok. Then it would be the Cyclops and ian Beale as they are both humanoid and thus have more chance of completing the necessary holds

[Glebe]

In the book, frasteen actually confronts his creator in the mountains... but he has no bolts or flat head! Crazy!

[canadagoose]

In the book, frasteen actually confronts his creator in the mountains... but he has no bolts or flat head! Crazy!

Book is fake. Put it in bin

[Glebe]

Book is fake. Put it in bin

I might pop it in the bread bin - you lot love that kind of 'random' humour on here!

Meanwhile, who created a draulua? That wasn't doctor victer franstein as well, was it?

[canadagoose]

I might pop it in the bread bin - you lot love that kind of 'random' humour on here!

Meanwhile, who created a draulua? That wasn't doctor victer franstein as well, was it?

Think so mate, might have been Victor melldrewe too though

[Bazooka]

There is the original draft of Mr Frankenstein on EBay, which paints a very different picture. The zombie goon was brought to life with thunder, and not lightning.

[Glebe]

In any case, the draculus have multiplied almost as fast as the the frankesteens - saw two in Waitrose the other day, chatting with a spidermen and five predators!

[NoSleep]

Do predators put the sell before dates on everything in Waitrose?

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Do predators put the sell before dates on everything in Waitrose?

If the point is that they have gorn invisible then YES

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let's leave gorns out of this - they've suffered enough

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let's leave gorns out of this - they've suffered enough

What of




Don’t say worms because I know it isn’t that

[Glebe]

We haven't even got onto the black lagoons yet.*

*Not racist.

[Glebe]

Three francines, two duckulas, four warwolves, seven predators, nine robocops and ten - count 'em, ten - spider-mans i did see today in Aldi.

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Why was there such an abundance of them?

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What of




Don’t say worms because I know it isn’t that

on the telly with captain kirk

[seepage]

Three francines, two duckulas, four warwolves, seven predators, nine robocops and ten - count 'em, ten - spider-mans i did see today in Aldi.

and an eldritch in a scaretree

[FerriswheelBueller]

To answer the original question - for a laugh.

[Glebe]

Also like to add that there's an orange-and-teal tint to this latest bunch of mansters.