Hi Glebe. There are a few misspellings in your post, unfortunately. It's canonically spelled "Frankenstein" and he was actually the doctor, rather than the monster you may be thinking of which is commonly known as "Frankenstein's monster." All the best, Pearly-Dewdrops Drops
Ah, but who's the real monster?
Think about it; in a drunken stupor he realised what he was, an irate monster of a man, and he wrote this in his doctor's journal.
FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER STEW Frankenstein’s monster. Just you watch. I bet you everyone will refer to the monster as a Frankenstein. RICH That’s right. It’s a frank-ing-stein isn’t it. That is the correct pronunciation STEW No Frankenstien (FRANKINGSTEIN)was the inventor not the monster RICH And you never call the invention by the name of the creator do you? STEW No. RICH What’s this then? (HAS A HOOVER) STEW That is Hoover’s Vacuum Cleaner. Hoover is the inventor RICH What’s this? (Has a wellington) STEW That is Wellington’s rubber shoe. RICH What’s this? (HAS CHEESE SANDWICH) STEW That is the Earl of sandwich’s cheese in bread snack. Sandwich is the inventor, not the snack AD LIBGATTINGSTEW Frankenstein’s getting loads of women. Why does Mike Gatting seem so vehement about that. It’s not something I would associate with the frankenstein monster. RICH Don’t you know Stew. Mike Gatting’s wife left him for a Frankingstein. I’m surprised you don’t remember. It was in all the papers. STEW It’s no wonder he harbors a grudge RICH A lesser man would hate all monsters as a whole, but he only blames the monsters directly responsible. STEW Mike Gatting is a fair man, and in no sense a racist. Ian Beale - traditional RICH In a tag team wrestling bout between a Frankingstein and a dalek on one side and a Cyclops and an Ian Beale on the other, who do you think would win? STEW Do they have to obey the laws of wrestling? RICH Obviously. STEW Under what circumstance would such a wrestling bout be set up. RICH They have been captured by the Emporer Ming and given the chance to wrestle for their lives in an arena on the planet Mongo. STEW Oh , Ok. Then it would be the Cyclops and ian Beale as they are both humanoid and thus have more chance of completing the necessary holds
In the book, frasteen actually confronts his creator in the mountains... but he has no bolts or flat head! Crazy!
Book is fake. Put it in bin
I might pop it in the bread bin - you lot love that kind of 'random' humour on here!Meanwhile, who created a draulua? That wasn't doctor victer franstein as well, was it?
Do predators put the sell before dates on everything in Waitrose?
let's leave gorns out of this - they've suffered enough
What ofDon’t say worms because I know it isn’t that
Three francines, two duckulas, four warwolves, seven predators, nine robocops and ten - count 'em, ten - spider-mans i did see today in Aldi.