Whither Buelligan ?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

A reasonable enquiry. Has she been confining  herself solely to the political threads, pitting her formidable socialist  intellectual wits against puny adversaries? Was watching meself a bit of Netflix for the repeated viewing of- type  " Fresh Meat" earlier today, and realised how much Vod reminded me of yer woman Buellers. Then I realised I havenae noticed her contributing to this 'ere place for a bit. Is she well? I hope she's well.

[BlodwynPig]

On holiday

[imitationleather]

On holiday

City break?

[NoSleep]

She hasn't logged in since 23rd July. Hope everything is fine.

[Glebe]

Hope all okay, dear Buellers.

[BlodwynPig]

She's on holiday

[touchingcloth]

She's airing out her cave.

[Satchmo Distel]

She's tired of all these 40 year old virgin sadsacks pining over her avatar.

[The Boston Crab]

Maybe she's having an good break.

[Absorb the anus burn]

Do you think she might have gone on  holiday?

[pancreas]

'Whither Buelligan?' is a better question that the one you mean, which is 'where is Buelligan?'. Frankly I'd like to see her win the Turner Prize next year.

[touchingcloth]

She's gone on holiday while she has some men round to do some work on her cave.

[BlodwynPig]

She's holidaying in the South of France.

[Blumf]

She better not have done a silent flounce! Nothing more attention seeking than quietly slipping away in a mild huff.

[Suki Bapswent]

Is she well?

If she's not here, that's a good sign.

[The Boston Crab]

Maybe her village has been evacuated.

[BlodwynPig]

Maybe her village has been evacuated.

Maybe October last year, but no reason at present.

[Gregory Torso]

She's probably reprimanding a peasant child for not saluting her properly when she went past on her tricycle.

[Sherringford Hovis]

Honeymoon.

[Konki]

Check out this bunch of losers. She's not going to shag any of you.

[Johnny Yesno]

Check out this bunch of losers. She's not going to shag any of you.

Rubbish. Buelligan and this poster have been fucking for some time.

[thenoise]

Does anyone else always read her name as 'Bwelligan'? I know it's wrong but can't help myself.

[The Boston Crab]

No, because it's a pun on Bueller from Ferris Bueller.

[Johnny Yesno]

Poor motorcycle Bwelligan, begin again.

_{I did for years but no longer.}

[Johnny Yesno]

No, because it's a pun on Bueller from Ferris Bueller.

No, it isn't: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Buelligan

[The Boston Crab]

Mate...

[Johnny Yesno]

Mate...

I doubt it.

She's not going to shag any of you.

[Blumf]

She ambushed some ne'er-do-wells and the Gendarmerie have taken her in for questioning.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Bit concerned that the Beast of Gévaudan may have returned.

[NoSleep]

No, because it's a pun on Bueller from Ferris Bueller.

It's from the motorcycle company Buell. Buelligan is a term for a fan of these machines (and I believe Buellers owns one).

SNAP, Johnny.