Author Topic: Is throwing a small child off a building ever morally justified?  (Read 7161 times)

Re: Is throwing a small child off a building ever morally justified?
« Reply #60 on: August 06, 2019, 12:04:13 AM »
Oh this is an easy one.

No.

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« Reply #61 on: August 06, 2019, 12:31:46 AM »
Great stuff, guys!

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« Reply #62 on: August 06, 2019, 12:33:57 AM »
Child is stable, thank Heavens.  No update on how annoying it was though?

French mate keep up

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Re: Is throwing a small child off a building ever morally justified?
« Reply #63 on: August 06, 2019, 01:24:59 AM »
Is this like that time a cleaner chucked out an art install thinking it was just rubbish?

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« Reply #64 on: August 06, 2019, 02:10:55 AM »
The new Damien Hirst is a bit off the wall.

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« Reply #65 on: August 06, 2019, 08:10:14 AM »
Is this like that time a cleaner chucked out an art install thinking it was just rubbish?

Is there anything stopping the bloke claiming it actually was art and then winning the Turner Prize?

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« Reply #66 on: August 06, 2019, 08:15:03 AM »
Turns out the teenager was a lib dem and it was a metaphor for Brexit

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« Reply #67 on: August 06, 2019, 02:59:20 PM »
Oh this is an easy one.

No.

What if the building is on fire and all the exits are blocked and there's a fire crew with a blanket ready to catch it?

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Re: Is throwing a small child off a building ever morally justified?
« Reply #68 on: August 06, 2019, 03:04:01 PM »
What if the building is on fire and all the exits are blocked and there's a fire crew with a blanket ready to catch it?

But one of the firefighters is Hitler.

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« Reply #69 on: August 06, 2019, 03:39:58 PM »
The new Damien Hirst is a bit off the wall.

Yeah.  It bounced off before it hit the roof.

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« Reply #70 on: August 06, 2019, 03:58:58 PM »
But one of the firefighters is Hitler.

Child Hitler or adult Hitler?

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« Reply #71 on: August 06, 2019, 07:11:50 PM »
Child Hitler or adult Hitler?

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« Reply #72 on: December 06, 2019, 04:06:11 PM »
The child-pusher's admitted it.  He wanted to be on the news, but couldn't be fussed training as a reporter, and didn't realise being the last Neanderthal man could give him fame.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-50692100

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« Reply #73 on: December 06, 2019, 04:06:59 PM »
Jonty Bravery? Come off it

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« Reply #74 on: December 06, 2019, 04:08:26 PM »
Jonty Bravery? Come off it

Looks like him in your avatar, actually.

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« Reply #75 on: December 06, 2019, 04:12:01 PM »
I am glad Quincey Cowardice is no longer in the frame for this horrific child.

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« Reply #76 on: December 06, 2019, 04:35:43 PM »
Christmas Day that's a face and a name.

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Re: Is throwing a small child off a building ever morally justified?
« Reply #77 on: December 06, 2019, 04:54:27 PM »
Quote from: BBC News

Oh, for fuck's sake!  Why don't people ever listen to Angela Lansbury?! Never trust a man whose eyebrows meet in the middle!

« Last Edit: December 06, 2019, 07:22:27 PM by Jim Bob »

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Re: Is throwing a small child off a building ever morally justified?
« Reply #78 on: December 06, 2019, 05:42:10 PM »
To answer this thread title seriously, I reckon it would be okay to lob any child from small to medium size off a roof as long as they had a bit of a podgy tum-tum to cushion the bump.

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« Reply #79 on: December 06, 2019, 06:37:54 PM »
Most Throw Small Boy Off Thing for Attention face ever.




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« Reply #80 on: December 06, 2019, 07:12:34 PM »
If a child isn't thrown off something high, however will we learn whether it has the skills and reflexes of a flying squirrel?

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« Reply #81 on: December 07, 2019, 03:37:04 AM »
If it's Greta and you're Jeremy, then of course

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« Reply #82 on: December 07, 2019, 08:02:37 AM »
If a child isn't thrown off something high, however will we learn whether it has the skills and reflexes of a flying squirrel?

Tape recordings

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Re: Is throwing a small child off a building ever morally justified?
« Reply #83 on: December 07, 2019, 09:34:23 AM »
How long before we see a news report detailing how twatboy has been launched from an upper floor in Wormwood Scrubs because some other scrote wants to be on telly?

And then a glorious cascade of plummeting inmates as Mr Big turns prison overcrowding into a game of Tetris while Boris wanks himself dry on national television.

I may be slightly sleep-deprived.

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« Reply #84 on: December 07, 2019, 09:40:19 AM »
What a monstrous creature. I almost feel sorry for the French child now.

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« Reply #85 on: December 07, 2019, 11:14:38 AM »
Appalling incident in news. Quick scan for ‘isms’ or any potentially ‘problematic’ content. All clear? Wahey! Let the satires commence.
“I hope the stupid little French kid dies” etc.

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« Reply #86 on: December 07, 2019, 11:23:00 AM »
How long before we see a news report detailing how twatboy has been launched from an upper floor in Wormwood Scrubs because some other scrote wants to be on telly?

And then a glorious cascade of plummeting inmates as Mr Big turns prison overcrowding into a game of Tetris while Boris wanks himself dry on national television.

I may be slightly sleep-deprived.

All planned for.  They have those big horizontal tennis-court-style safety nets in place.

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Re: Is throwing a small child off a building ever morally justified?
« Reply #87 on: December 08, 2019, 02:21:27 AM »
Mr Big's minions are standing by with big scissors, just waiting for the the word.  Although it isn't clear whether the scissors are for the nets or for Boris's exhausted little willy.

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« Reply #88 on: December 08, 2019, 04:44:54 AM »
Wow, Russell Brand looks completely different without the long hair.

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« Reply #89 on: December 08, 2019, 09:43:23 AM »
Tape recordings

And if Dolby C noise reduction hasn’t been enabled?

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