Is throwing a small child off a building ever morally justified?

[Pinball]

Oh this is an easy one.

No.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Great stuff, guys!

[Cold Meat Platter]

Child is stable, thank Heavens.  No update on how annoying it was though?

French mate keep up

[Blumf]

Is this like that time a cleaner chucked out an art install thinking it was just rubbish?

[Lord Mandrake]

The new Damien Hirst is a bit off the wall.

[pigamus]

Is this like that time a cleaner chucked out an art install thinking it was just rubbish?

Is there anything stopping the bloke claiming it actually was art and then winning the Turner Prize?

[idunnosomename]

Turns out the teenager was a lib dem and it was a metaphor for Brexit

[sponk]

Oh this is an easy one.

No.

What if the building is on fire and all the exits are blocked and there's a fire crew with a blanket ready to catch it?

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

What if the building is on fire and all the exits are blocked and there's a fire crew with a blanket ready to catch it?

But one of the firefighters is Hitler.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

The new Damien Hirst is a bit off the wall.

Yeah.  It bounced off before it hit the roof.

[Blumf]

But one of the firefighters is Hitler.

Child Hitler or adult Hitler?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Child Hitler or adult Hitler?

Peter Hitler

[Phoenix Lazarus]

The child-pusher's admitted it.  He wanted to be on the news, but couldn't be fussed training as a reporter, and didn't realise being the last Neanderthal man could give him fame.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-50692100

[Chollis]

Jonty Bravery? Come off it

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Jonty Bravery? Come off it

Looks like him in your avatar, actually.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I am glad Quincey Cowardice is no longer in the frame for this horrific child.

[SteveDave]

Christmas Day that's a face and a name.

[Jim Bob]

Oh, for fuck's sake!  Why don't people ever listen to Angela Lansbury?! Never trust a man whose eyebrows meet in the middle!

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To answer this thread title seriously, I reckon it would be okay to lob any child from small to medium size off a roof as long as they had a bit of a podgy tum-tum to cushion the bump.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Most Throw Small Boy Off Thing for Attention face ever.

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If a child isn't thrown off something high, however will we learn whether it has the skills and reflexes of a flying squirrel?

[Cloud]

If it's Greta and you're Jeremy, then of course

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

If a child isn't thrown off something high, however will we learn whether it has the skills and reflexes of a flying squirrel?

Tape recordings

[Cerys]

How long before we see a news report detailing how twatboy has been launched from an upper floor in Wormwood Scrubs because some other scrote wants to be on telly?

And then a glorious cascade of plummeting inmates as Mr Big turns prison overcrowding into a game of Tetris while Boris wanks himself dry on national television.

I may be slightly sleep-deprived.

[idunnosomename]

What a monstrous creature. I almost feel sorry for the French child now.

[solidified gruel merchant]

Appalling incident in news. Quick scan for 'isms' or any potentially 'problematic' content. All clear? Wahey! Let the satires commence.
"I hope the stupid little French kid dies" etc.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

How long before we see a news report detailing how twatboy has been launched from an upper floor in Wormwood Scrubs because some other scrote wants to be on telly?

And then a glorious cascade of plummeting inmates as Mr Big turns prison overcrowding into a game of Tetris while Boris wanks himself dry on national television.

I may be slightly sleep-deprived.

All planned for.  They have those big horizontal tennis-court-style safety nets in place.

[Cerys]

Mr Big's minions are standing by with big scissors, just waiting for the the word.  Although it isn't clear whether the scissors are for the nets or for Boris's exhausted little willy.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Wow, Russell Brand looks completely different without the long hair.

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Tape recordings

And if Dolby C noise reduction hasn't been enabled?