Author Topic: Herbal Essence  (Read 186 times)

Herbal Essence
« on: August 04, 2019, 07:45:59 PM »
Dragged backwards through an English hedge:£15.95
Mushroom insertion: £30 (sept-nov) £35 thereafter.
Bracken thrasher: €12 (euros only accepted)
Bone and bark after dark £50
Buried with onions £6 per onion.
Old white hair £1

Glebe

  • Cheers, thanks mate, nice one.
Re: Herbal Essence
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2019, 09:41:28 PM »
Lovely Murkins, £3.99
Salted Porks, £1.99
Mashed Peas, £0.59
Poundland's Favourite, £1.49

Re: Herbal Essence
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2019, 01:45:10 PM »
Annointed by the chief: £105
Pagan bloodbath: £40
An hour on the run! Wolfpack: £65
An hour on the run! Mother bear: £75
Clay deathrobe: £15

seepage

  • throwing a dog at some goblins
Re: Herbal Essence
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2019, 03:33:16 PM »
Herbal Essence Basics: Ultraviolence: £0.20 / LT
Unicorn Holocaust: POA
Hobgoblin Party: £25 / month

PlanktonSideburns

  • be outta here in a jiffy
Re: Herbal Essence
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2019, 03:36:05 PM »
Jizz yourself insideout until you're just a crying skeleton next to a bag of meat: 2.99 500ml


Re: Herbal Essence
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2019, 04:17:50 PM »
Chaffinch Parps: 3.50/lb
Blood in a child's hat: 0.99
Grief Cup: 12.99

Re: Herbal Essence
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2019, 05:33:55 PM »
Deaf Budgy: 2.99
Aching Flip Flops: 3.95
Grandma's Cunt: 25.99

Captain Z

  • Oh yeah my cholesterol's going down
Re: Herbal Essence
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2019, 05:48:41 PM »
Peri Peri & Y'rang M'lady: £6.99

Re: Herbal Essence
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2019, 08:23:58 PM »
Fancy dancing:£2
Hounded by Andulusian thugs: Free with entry
Cragged outcropping: £12.99 (adults only)
Fear the Wallow man: £20
Wet knife harvest party: £200 (finance available)

BlodwynPig

  • Throwing two dogs at a goblin
Re: Herbal Essence
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2019, 08:26:44 PM »
Bubbly grumble lather: a price

Glebe

  • Cheers, thanks mate, nice one.
Re: Herbal Essence
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2019, 10:36:19 AM »
Bubbly grumble lather: a price

Weird, I came into the thread to post 'Bubbly-something-or-other'... the CaB hivemind strikes again.

Anyway, here are some other fragrances:

Herbal Nonsense, £2.99
Severed Gremlins, €1:00
Various herbals, 3 from Poundland or participating stores
Soiled boilings, five