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Herbal Essence

Started by Lord Mandrake, August 04, 2019, 07:45:59 PM

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Lord Mandrake

Dragged backwards through an English hedge:£15.95
Mushroom insertion: £30 (sept-nov) £35 thereafter.
Bracken thrasher: €12 (euros only accepted)
Bone and bark after dark £50
Buried with onions £6 per onion.
Old white hair £1

Glebe

Lovely Murkins, £3.99
Salted Porks, £1.99
Mashed Peas, £0.59
Poundland's Favourite, £1.49

Lord Mandrake

Annointed by the chief: £105
Pagan bloodbath: £40
An hour on the run! Wolfpack: £65
An hour on the run! Mother bear: £75
Clay deathrobe: £15

seepage

Herbal Essence Basics: Ultraviolence: £0.20 / LT
Unicorn Holocaust: POA
Hobgoblin Party: £25 / month

PlanktonSideburns

Jizz yourself insideout until you're just a crying skeleton next to a bag of meat: 2.99 500ml


Cold Meat Platter

Chaffinch Parps: 3.50/lb
Blood in a child's hat: 0.99
Grief Cup: 12.99

Piggyoioi

Deaf Budgy: 2.99
Aching Flip Flops: 3.95
Grandma's Cunt: 25.99

Captain Z

Peri Peri & Y'rang M'lady: £6.99

Lord Mandrake

Fancy dancing:£2
Hounded by Andulusian thugs: Free with entry
Cragged outcropping: £12.99 (adults only)
Fear the Wallow man: £20
Wet knife harvest party: £200 (finance available)

BlodwynPig

Bubbly grumble lather: a price

Glebe

Quote from: BlodwynPig on August 05, 2019, 08:26:44 PMBubbly grumble lather: a price

Weird, I came into the thread to post 'Bubbly-something-or-other'... the CaB hivemind strikes again.

Anyway, here are some other fragrances:

Herbal Nonsense, £2.99
Severed Gremlins, €1:00
Various herbals, 3 from Poundland or participating stores
Soiled boilings, five