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Never Been Bummed (2019)
« on: August 06, 2019, 11:46:33 PM »
Starring Jo Shartnett and Imogen Poots

It's the risqué screwball comedy of the summer everyone is talking about!

In cinemas NOW



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Re: Never Been Bummed (2019)
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2019, 11:49:26 PM »
Shoulders been at the jungle juice tonight

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Re: Never Been Bummed (2019)
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2019, 11:51:11 PM »
Shoulders been at the jungle juice tonight

Night off mate. Been on the late night Gujurati Mix.

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Re: Never Been Bummed (2019)
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2019, 07:42:37 AM »
Didn't realise Never Been Kissed spawned so many sequels:

Never Been Born (2011)
Never Had A Bath (2012)
Never Done A Cum (2014)
Never Been Outside (2016)
Never Actually Clothed Myself Until Last Week (2017)
Never Been To Nandos (2017)
Never Ordered An Air Strike (2018)
Never Been Bummed (2019)

not to mention all the Never Been universe films in the pipeline

Aquaman vs Never Been In Prison (TBA)
Never Been Shot by An Italian (TBA)
Never Laid An Egg '86 (TBA)
Bend It Like Never Been Any Good At Football (TBA)
Never Had AIDS (TBA)
Never Heard Enya (TBA)
Hobbs & Never Got The Phimosis Dealt With (TBA)
Never Had A Mum vs Venom (TBA)

Lordofthefiles

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Re: Never Been Bummed (2019)
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2019, 08:16:05 AM »
And yet Never Been Pissed, the most obvious of all the sequels, is yet to be made.

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Re: Never Been Bummed (2019)
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2019, 08:18:00 AM »
Rumoured new Bond film buying into the franchise...

Never Said Never Say Never Again

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Re: Never Been Bummed (2019)
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2019, 12:09:09 PM »
I’ve heard there will be a meta-fiction reboot after about 2025, with films called things like Never Been Made, referring of course to the fact that the film has never been made, and then it looks at the camera and is all like Wooooeeerr if it was never made then what are you watching with your own eyes, obviously was made, mind blown!!!


Can anyone tell me if there is any truth to this rumour?  I hope it doesn’t happen as I hate reboots and I hate meta-fiction.

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Re: Never Been Bummed (2019)
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2019, 04:04:00 PM »
NEVER Say Never Again

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Re: Never Been Bummed (2019)
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2019, 04:30:56 PM »

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Re: Never Been Bummed (2019)
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2019, 04:49:09 PM »


"It has all the ingredients, a hot director, a good cast, an
interesting story and a decent budget behind it. Now... here's the thing…"

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Re: Never Been Bummed (2019)
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2019, 03:45:24 PM »
Never Shat Me Arse Off In A Tesco Metro 2: The Squeakuel (2025)

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Re: Never Been Bummed (2019)
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2019, 07:25:40 PM »
Never Been Fist

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Re: Never Been Bummed (2019)
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2019, 09:54:03 PM »
And yet Never Been Pissed, the most obvious of all the sequels, is yet to be made.

Development hell. Script sold but I doubt it’ll ever make it to our screens at this point.

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Re: Never Been Bummed (2019)
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2019, 10:01:59 PM »
Never Being Bummed.

Re: Never Been Bummed (2019)
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2019, 12:15:03 PM »
I forgot to collect the 3D glasses when I went in, couldn't make out who was being sodomized half the time.

Re: Never Been Bummed (2019)
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2019, 03:14:34 PM »
A junior reporter for The Guardian who is a twink with a hoop like a ripped out fireplace infiltrates the staff of the Admiral Duncan in an effort to write a report on contemporary gay culture. He ends up falling romantically for Big Ron, the cellar man after long admiring his ability to to keep cask ale in peak condition.

It's not exactly the same plot as Never Been Kissed but the similarities are enough to comfort fans. Why mess with the formula?