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If Jesus were alive today...
« on: August 08, 2019, 06:38:05 PM »
... would the holy grail be a Sports Direct mug?

Alberon

  • His heart is an empty fridge
Re: If Jesus were alive today...
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2019, 05:48:29 PM »
But Jesus IS alive today.

Ahhhh! Don't you see?

Re: If Jesus were alive today...
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2019, 06:46:24 PM »

Lordofthefiles

  • A dog with two dicks or a dick with two dogs
Re: If Jesus were alive today...
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2019, 07:27:17 PM »
...he’d be ashamed, fucking ashamed, of that thing you do.
*spits on floor in disgust*

Cuellar

  • She was having sly love with a midnight creeper
Re: If Jesus were alive today...
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2019, 07:36:21 PM »
How do you know Mike Ashley isn't Jesus?

You don't.

Dex Sawash

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Re: If Jesus were alive today...
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2019, 06:52:32 AM »
Sgt. Pepper born again [/tag]