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Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« on: August 08, 2019, 07:29:31 PM »
We've got two threads talking about how CaB is 20, but none of them are actually celebrating the fact, which seems mad to me.

So Happy Birthday CaB. Thank you for keeping me sane / alive over the years, introducing me to a fuck load of comedy, films, music and books, and some excellent friends too. It's without doubt had a huge impact on my life and apart from the fact that it should clearly be pink and not blue it's all round great. Or wizard. Or whatever word the young people today use.

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2019, 07:37:31 PM »
All grown up, with massive tits and dicks - The Daily Mail wishes CookdandBombd a very happy birthday

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2019, 07:49:10 PM »
Yeah yeah yeah you know what else is twenty, don't you? Nine Eleven. You sick bastards.

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2019, 09:37:43 PM »
So Happy Birthday CaB. Thank you for keeping me sane / alive over the years, introducing me to a fuck load of comedy, films, music and books, and some excellent friends too. It's without doubt had a huge impact on my life and apart from the fact that it should clearly be pink and not blue it's all round great. Or wizard. Or whatever word the young people today use.

Gayest thing I've ever read.

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2019, 09:38:55 PM »
You know who else is 20?  The youngest cunts ever.  Makes you think!

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2019, 09:49:55 PM »
Gayest thing I've ever read.

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Fuck it, why not.

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2019, 09:51:37 PM »
I have only been registered here for 8 years or so, so this seems premature.

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2019, 10:06:13 PM »
CONGRATULATIN!

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2019, 10:07:19 PM »
Mad to think I’ve been tugging like fucking fuck for over 30 years.

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2019, 10:14:39 PM »
Hope you have lots of cake and gin!

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2019, 10:34:34 PM »
Best forum in the world. And not only because I'm on it, just mostly.

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2019, 11:37:05 PM »
Aww, happy birthday, beautiful CaB!

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2019, 11:39:11 PM »
Thanks for getting me through all those years of admin temp job bollocks. I mean, maybe I would have got promoted if I actually did my job, but probably not I'm not really the type.

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2019, 06:43:31 AM »
Happy Birthday, CAB!

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2019, 07:21:08 AM »
I bamlem Niel aBC

Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2019, 08:49:07 AM »
We coulda been anythin that we wanted to be/
We took the easy way out.

Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2019, 09:56:10 AM »
Happy birthday CaB I would probably be dead if not for you

Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2019, 10:28:17 AM »
There must be people posting here who weren't even born when CaB was. Makes you think.

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2019, 10:46:40 AM »
Yeah... Happy birthday CaB. Big thanks to Neil, a-and best wishes to all you posters and lurkers.

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2019, 10:51:56 AM »
They said "A what? What's a website? Is that like a computer thing?" but this place had the last laugh!

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2019, 06:48:50 PM »
Mad to think I’ve been tugging like fucking fuck for over 30 years.

Ah, "over 30 years", I remember her as a poster from the very early days of this board.

She must be over 50 now, or dead.

Either way still probably worth a memory wank. 

I shall have to plan that in for next Friday.

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2019, 07:04:46 PM »
Isn’t that Birdie?

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2019, 08:32:00 PM »
I could take it or leave it really.

Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2019, 08:38:00 PM »
Congratulations. Thanks for everything, Neil. It's impossible to put into words, frankly. X

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2019, 10:13:10 PM »
It didn't actually exist till I joined five years ago. I think you all know that deep down.

Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2019, 02:15:14 AM »
I owe so much to you, Neil. There were times lurking on here was really the best thong in my life. I meant to type 'best thing in my life', but I guess I'll leave it like that. Thank you and thank you to all the fucking brilliant posters on here. xxx 99 til Infinity

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2019, 10:19:50 AM »
Happy 20th BJ CaB! You'd get less for murder! Oh hang on that doesn't make sense x

Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2019, 01:44:09 PM »
I think, all things considered, CaB has been a good addition to my life and the lives of many. For this Neil should be rightfully thanked and probably given some money but not all the money or ought.

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2019, 03:24:15 PM »
I do often wonder what I could have been if I'd channeled all my energy into something positive instead.

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Re: Happy 20th Birthday CaB
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2019, 03:28:14 PM »
You mean like this: