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Would you ever kill a dogtanian
« on: August 09, 2019, 09:52:22 AM »
In self-defence or simply to prove a point to yourself or to your loved ones, would you ever kill a dogtanian?

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Re: Would you ever kill a dogtanian
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2019, 09:52:57 AM »
Who have you been speaking to?

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Re: Would you ever kill a dogtanian
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2019, 10:36:44 AM »
Listen to this: https://youtu.be/fFWst8c_Cvk  and re-evaluate your previous answer.

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« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2019, 12:40:32 PM »
As the Japanese say Wan Wan Sanjuushi or "The Woof Woof Three Musketeers"

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Re: Would you ever kill a dogtanian
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2019, 01:55:25 PM »
Dogtanians are sacred to me. All 500+ of them.

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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2019, 03:21:01 PM »
Dogtanians are sacred to me. All 500+ of them.

You can breed more if you keep the stem cells, but I can’t promise that I will be retaining any stem cells if I do choose to kill a dogtanian.  I’ll be “in the moment” I suspect, and not likely to follow many orders from my past selves to go fetch all the DNA extraction equipment from the car; how about you though, more importantly?

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« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2019, 12:24:18 AM »
You can breed more if you keep the stem cells, but I can’t promise that I will be retaining any stem cells if I do choose to kill a dogtanian.  I’ll be “in the moment” I suspect, and not likely to follow many orders from my past selves to go fetch all the DNA extraction equipment from the car; how about you though, more importantly?

Never mind all that, apparently there are about fifty Cardinal Richelieus to contend with. Just think of that big hooter bobbing up and down when he talks, but times fifty!

Re: Would you ever kill a dogtanian
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2019, 05:05:44 AM »
Their airs and graces make me sick. I had to clean up after one for months with those smelly bags and things and not once did it even acknowledge my existence. I work at Tesco now so I'm alright, but if I could have my time over again I would hammer all their eyes out.

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Re: Would you ever kill a dogtanian
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2019, 09:33:34 AM »
I'd shag one to death given half the chance.

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Re: Would you ever kill a dogtanian
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2019, 09:58:46 AM »
I'd shag one to death given half the chance.

Once your bindweed cock enters its system I don’t think its survival is a matter of your own choice anymore.

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Re: Would you ever kill a dogtanian
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2019, 12:15:37 PM »
They're ALL dogtanians by the time...

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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2019, 11:07:13 PM »
I'd shag one to death given half the chance.



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Re: Would you ever kill a dogtanian
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2019, 11:36:44 PM »
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Re: Would you ever kill a dogtanian
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2019, 02:27:12 AM »
Would anyone ever manslaughter a willy fogg?