Fuck 'em

[pancreas]

'That's an awful lot of bee colonies to keep in one city!' I said.

...

[Cuellar]

I've never really understood that joke. I mean I understand it I think. It's like an anti-joke, is it? You're expecting some clever punchline but it's just the guy doesn't give a fuck?

Is that it?

Is that funny?

[kittens]

i hate Bees. i will squash every last rotten Bee on this planet.

[pancreas]

I've never really understood that joke. I mean I understand it I think. It's like an anti-joke, is it? You're expecting some clever punchline but it's just the guy doesn't give a fuck?

Is that it?

Is that funny?

Don't know any more. Nothing means anything any more. It is now simply a cultural touchstone.

[Cuellar]

Mmmm

[shiftwork2]

🎵 Schwarmfänger, he's the man 🎵

In your head all day now

Alright cheers x

[Twit 2]

I've never really understood that joke. I mean I understand it I think. It's like an anti-joke, is it? You're expecting some clever punchline but it's just the guy doesn't give a fuck?

Is that it?

Is that funny?

That is it, and it's funny the 1st time.

[Cuellar]

Right.

Is it?

[Twit 2]

If it's told well (eg like a Norm Macdonald shaggy dog story), yes.

[Cuellar]

Mmmm

[Captain Z]

Good to see the targeted advertising algorithm working well.

[Icehaven]

The same joke with other animals just sounds cruel, hamsters in cages or fish in tanks for example. No wonder bees are dying out, we obviously all hate them.

[QDRPHNC]

Can someone explain the joke to me please?

[Ambient Sheep]

You only started this thread so the title would, er, fit well with the two vagina threads, didn't you?

Grabs ahoy!

^{_{By the pussy?}}

[Jockice]

Fuck off you yellow-striped bastards.

[touchingcloth]

🎵 Schwarmfänger, he's the man 🎵

Gutted to not be the one who got to post that. Well. Played.

[Icehaven]

Can someone explain the joke to me please?

Two beekeepers were chatting.

How many bees do you have?" said the first beekeeper.

"I have ten thousand bees"

"How many hives do you have?" said the first beekeeper.

"I have ten hives" came the reply.

"How many bees do you have?" asked the second beekeeper.

"I have twelve million bees"

"Thats a lot of bees!" said the second bee keeper. "How many hives do you have?"

"I have only one hive"

"Twelve million bees in just one hive!" exclaimed the second bee keeper.

The first beekeeper shrugs.

"Fuck 'em. They're only bees."

[idunnosomename]

I like my bees like I like my women

COVERED IN COFFEE

[pancreas]

I like my bees like I like my women

BATTERY-FARMED

[weekender]

I went to a pet shop to buy 12 bees.

The shop assistant ended up giving me 13 bees.

I questioned this, and apparently they have a policy where if you buy 12 bees you get a freebie.

[Dex Sawash]

Why did the bee fly all around town with his legs crossed?

He was looking for a BP¹ station





<sub>bee pee²




2. British Petroleum</sub>

[Blumf]

Why did the bee fly all around town with his legs crossed?

He was looking for a BP¹ station

<sub>bee pee²

2. British Petroleum</sub>

Victorians were waaaay ahead of you on that subject:
https://www.toiletstolet.co.uk/taking-apis-victorian-latin-themed-pun/

[weekender]

What kind of bee can't be understood?

A mumble bee


What kind of bee drops things?

A fumble bee


What kind of bee is unassuming and unpretentious?

A humble bee


What kind of bee rolls around a lot?

A tumble bee


What kind of bee is disorganised?

A jumble bee


What kind of bee fought Mohammed Ali in 1974 in Zaire?

A Rumble In the Jungle bee

[Gonk]

[idunnosomename]

what's the biggest bee in the world?

king bee

[Cuellar]

What do you call a bee with no wings?

John Bee

[Cuellar]

What do call a Beach Boys song about a bee?

Sloop John Bee

[Blumf]

What legendary ancient English king starred in a 80s American sitcom?

Bee-tty White!

[Cuellar]

What do you call a sexually avaricious actor with a black and yellow striped thorax and wings

Warren Beetty

[Pseudopath]

I went to a pet shop to buy 12 bees.

The shop assistant ended up giving me 13 bees.

I questioned this, and apparently they have a policy where if you buy 12 bees you get a freebie.

Shouldn't you spoiler this for the cheapskates who don't subscribe to Club Parsnips?