Author Topic: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?  (Read 1792 times)

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #30 on: August 10, 2019, 04:18:56 PM »
Musical instrument playing is often pretty grotesque isn't it?

Voltan (Man of Steel)

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #31 on: August 10, 2019, 04:21:10 PM »
The rusty trombone certainly lacks appeal.

pancreas

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #32 on: August 10, 2019, 04:23:51 PM »
Musical instrument playing is often pretty grotesque isn't it?

Interesting. Comical rather than grotesque, though?

Oboe playing always looks like the prelude to a subdural haematoma.

Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #33 on: August 10, 2019, 04:53:06 PM »
How about bastard injuries?

How about no? Wasn't it supposed to be about funny pictures, not actual horrible injuries that I really didn't want to be looking at tbqh. Why do people find it interesting to look at people in agony? Please stick to the penises and testicles in the future.

Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #34 on: August 10, 2019, 05:20:51 PM »
You got it.






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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #35 on: August 10, 2019, 05:28:56 PM »
Which musical instruments are these gentlemen playing? It's difficult to tell but I think the concert is outdoors?

Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #36 on: August 10, 2019, 05:30:25 PM »
why did this turn into a thread full of scrotums

pancreas

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #37 on: August 10, 2019, 05:31:55 PM »
New Folder didn't like the injuries. Maybe we could combine the two strands with some injured genitals.

Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #38 on: August 10, 2019, 05:39:06 PM »
Which musical instruments are these gentlemen playing? It's difficult to tell but I think the concert is outdoors?

Not sure of the instruments but it's from Last Night of the Plums.

pancreas

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #39 on: August 10, 2019, 05:42:09 PM »
I notice the penises in these pictures are much smaller than the ones I normally come across on the internet, which could probably be described as 'engorged'.

Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #40 on: August 10, 2019, 06:34:39 PM »
Thanks, that's more like it

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #41 on: August 10, 2019, 07:08:42 PM »
Too much cock and balls in this thread. Time to redress the balance.



WALLOP

Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #42 on: August 10, 2019, 07:21:09 PM »
In some South American countries you are allowed to use hand-held mini-players that scream the ball into the goal.


Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #43 on: August 10, 2019, 07:22:55 PM »
This football's dad is really unimpressed with its performance.


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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #44 on: August 10, 2019, 11:19:52 PM »
Why did thread turn into rotten.com?

Captain Z

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #45 on: August 11, 2019, 12:06:57 AM »

All Surrogate

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #46 on: August 11, 2019, 11:09:00 PM »


Very ungrotesque.

pancreas

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #47 on: August 11, 2019, 11:13:19 PM »
Ah yes, the Kirkpinar Oil Wrestling. Apparently there's some sort of tape down their leather trousers their opponents have to grab. Which leads to scenes like this:



He's got to be actually touching the man's cock.

I don't think this counts. This is *porn*.

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #48 on: August 12, 2019, 11:37:50 AM »


Edit: Not even included because it's a candidate Up The Arse Corner - it's grotesque enough without that

Norton Canes

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #49 on: August 12, 2019, 11:39:20 AM »


Can you actually see right through his leg there?

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #50 on: August 12, 2019, 02:50:48 PM »
It's not actually an injury at all, it's just a big leaf got stuck on his leg and he's upset about it.

Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #51 on: August 12, 2019, 03:24:01 PM »


Very ungrotesque.

Could be conjoined twins, the other twins head is up the arse, and the brother is feeding him a scotch egg.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #52 on: August 12, 2019, 04:04:55 PM »
Goes without saying this really, but it's very gay isn't it? The participants (and probably a lot of the audience) should just come clean and admit that there's a sexual element to it. I mean, he's basically got his greased hand up the other bloke's arse.

pancreas

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #53 on: August 12, 2019, 04:53:41 PM »
I assume they are mostly straight. So I conclude all men must enjoy this level of intimacy with each other. Now, how many men here would like to get involved in this with me? (Next CaB meet?)

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #54 on: August 12, 2019, 04:55:34 PM »
It must be difficult to participate in a sport while sporting a colossal erection

pancreas

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #55 on: August 12, 2019, 04:58:19 PM »
Sure. I would imagine it were best to use the opportunity to build up an HSBC-grade wank-bank.

Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #56 on: August 12, 2019, 05:08:39 PM »

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #57 on: August 12, 2019, 06:00:23 PM »
Swimming while erect, with a weird fleshy rudder may help one keep to ones allotted lane.

pancreas

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #58 on: August 12, 2019, 06:06:57 PM »
Pointing the wrong way, mate, and backstroke's no use to you either. In that case, what you'd have is a sail, not a rudder.

All Surrogate

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Re: Why are sports pictures so grotesque?
« Reply #59 on: August 12, 2019, 07:49:45 PM »
Could be conjoined twins, the other twins head is up the arse, and the brother is feeding him a scotch egg.

No, they're young athletic men grappling whilst covered in oil.  It's sport.



Sport!