Why are sports pictures so grotesque?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Musical instrument playing is often pretty grotesque isn't it?

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

The rusty trombone certainly lacks appeal.

[pancreas]

Musical instrument playing is often pretty grotesque isn't it?

Interesting. Comical rather than grotesque, though?

Oboe playing always looks like the prelude to a subdural haematoma.

[New folder]

How about bastard injuries?

How about no? Wasn't it supposed to be about funny pictures, not actual horrible injuries that I really didn't want to be looking at tbqh. Why do people find it interesting to look at people in agony? Please stick to the penises and testicles in the future.

[Konki]

You got it.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Which musical instruments are these gentlemen playing? It's difficult to tell but I think the concert is outdoors?

[idunnosomename]

why did this turn into a thread full of scrotums

[pancreas]

New Folder didn't like the injuries. Maybe we could combine the two strands with some injured genitals.

[Konki]

Which musical instruments are these gentlemen playing? It's difficult to tell but I think the concert is outdoors?

Not sure of the instruments but it's from Last Night of the Plums.

[pancreas]

I notice the penises in these pictures are much smaller than the ones I normally come across on the internet, which could probably be described as 'engorged'.

[New folder]

Thanks, that's more like it

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Too much cock and balls in this thread. Time to redress the balance.



WALLOP

[Gregory Torso]

In some South American countries you are allowed to use hand-held mini-players that scream the ball into the goal.

[Gregory Torso]

This football's dad is really unimpressed with its performance.

[Uncle TechTip]

Why did thread turn into rotten.com?

[Captain Z]

[All Surrogate]

Very ungrotesque.

[pancreas]

Ah yes, the Kirkpinar Oil Wrestling. Apparently there's some sort of tape down their leather trousers their opponents have to grab. Which leads to scenes like this:



He's got to be actually touching the man's cock.

I don't think this counts. This is *porn*.

[Norton Canes]

Edit: Not even included because it's a candidate Up The Arse Corner - it's grotesque enough without that

[Norton Canes]

Can you actually see right through his leg there?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

It's not actually an injury at all, it's just a big leaf got stuck on his leg and he's upset about it.

[Bazooka]

Very ungrotesque.

Could be conjoined twins, the other twins head is up the arse, and the brother is feeding him a scotch egg.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Goes without saying this really, but it's very gay isn't it? The participants (and probably a lot of the audience) should just come clean and admit that there's a sexual element to it. I mean, he's basically got his greased hand up the other bloke's arse.

[pancreas]

I assume they are mostly straight. So I conclude all men must enjoy this level of intimacy with each other. Now, how many men here would like to get involved in this _{with me}? (Next CaB meet?)

[Cuellar]

It must be difficult to participate in a sport while sporting a colossal erection

[pancreas]

Sure. I would imagine it were best to use the opportunity to build up an HSBC-grade wank-bank.

[Bronzy]

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Swimming while erect, with a weird fleshy rudder may help one keep to ones allotted lane.

[pancreas]

Pointing the wrong way, mate, and backstroke's no use to you either. In that case, what you'd have is a sail, not a rudder.

[All Surrogate]

Could be conjoined twins, the other twins head is up the arse, and the brother is feeding him a scotch egg.

No, they're young athletic men grappling whilst covered in oil.  It's sport.



Sport!