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Hull man urinates on peas
« on: August 10, 2019, 10:26:22 AM »
 https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/hull-employee-birds-eye-urinates-3196161

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A Birds Eye worker at the Hull plant filmed himself “urinating” on peas as a “f*** you goodbye” to bosses on his last shift.

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A source said: “This guy wanted to leave in a blaze of glory. But it’s disgusting if he has peed on them.

It is, cos the peas will taste of urine won't they? Thankfully looks like they are going to destroy the 10,000 tonnes of pissy peas, although exactly how is unknown at this stage. Maybe with a hammer?

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“Consumers can continue to enjoy our peas without concerns.”

Phew!


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Re: Hull man urinates on peas
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2019, 10:35:26 AM »
Hull is a very special place. And gets more special.

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Re: Hull man urinates on peas
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2019, 10:39:06 AM »
With this trick he has really given the bosses a “piss” of his mind!!

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Re: Hull man urinates on peas
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2019, 10:43:28 AM »
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it’s disgusting if he has peed on them.

This is lost in this printed form.  I bet when he was saying it he did a little wink and thumbs up to highlight his worthy pun.

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Re: Hull man urinates on peas
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2019, 11:05:11 AM »
I was a very special micturition, not a common-or-garden pee.

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« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2019, 11:10:35 AM »
The people picking them probably piss on them anyway.

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« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2019, 11:13:01 AM »
The people picking them probably piss on them anyway.

To be honest they probably do.  And I certainly piss on any that I own before eating or sharing them.


At every step along the supply chain there must be so much piss that our mouths would blister if we tried to concentrate it all into one meal.  It is churlish to isolate one pissing man.

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Re: Hull man urinates on peas
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2019, 11:16:41 AM »
I like to piss on my chips, but not peas. I prefer to butter my peas in special 'ghee'.

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« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2019, 11:17:40 AM »
To be honest they probably do.  And I certainly piss on any that I own before eating or sharing them.


At every step along the supply chain there must be so much piss that our mouths would blister if we tried to concentrate it all into one meal.  It is churlish to isolate one pissing man.


Have you ever been lucky enough to get one of those special cans of peas that's just full of piss with no pea?

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Re: Hull man urinates on peas
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2019, 11:29:48 AM »
What's a bit of piss?!

No but seriously, what is one

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Re: Hull man urinates on peas
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2019, 11:54:51 AM »
Fuck 'em they're just peas

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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2019, 11:55:40 AM »
Fuck 'em they're just peas


That's exactly what he did next.

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Re: Hull man urinates on peas
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2019, 12:00:05 PM »
There is no amount of piss that could make peas taste any worse, or better.

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Re: Hull man urinates on peas
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2019, 12:10:17 PM »
Pea pee.

You can have that.

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Re: Hull man urinates on peas
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2019, 12:11:17 PM »
His bosses told him that as a reward for his years of service he could take a pea when he left.

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Re: Hull man urinates on peas
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2019, 12:18:19 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2019, 12:33:52 PM »
His bosses told him that as a reward for his years of service he could take a pea when he left.


Apparently the get a golden pea when they retire.

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Re: Hull man urinates on peas
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2019, 01:46:23 PM »
Does anyone know if he's linked to the Helch tagger?

He's a woefully-unimaginative, stylistically-destitute tagger who replaced this vintage bit of M25 graffiti...



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In other words, an absolute cunt.

They both seem to hate peas.

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Re: Hull man urinates on peas
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2019, 02:36:19 PM »
I was a very special micturition, not a common-or-garden pee.

Were you?

Re: Hull man urinates on peas
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2019, 05:09:59 PM »
Everyone always asks "Just what is this "Process" that Processed Peas go through?"... yeah?... worth thinkin' about.

Re: Hull man urinates on peas
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2019, 06:48:56 PM »
Nvm

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« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2019, 09:26:01 AM »
Everyone always asks "Just what is this "Process" that Processed Peas go through?"... yeah?... worth thinkin' about.

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