Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]

[idunnosomename]

do the As stand for Andrew

[Noonling]

Amazing interview with Epstein's former bodyguard, who not only sounds really scared but has developed amnesia http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/08/jeffrey-epsteins-bodyguard-igor-zinoviev-on-his-old-boss.html

Wow, that interview is quite something. I'm surprised the guy even agreed to do an interview if he's that scared.

[Cuellar]

ZINOVIEV?!!??

edit: wait wait...This doesn't look good for Corbyn!!

[checkoutgirl]

I'm surprised the guy even agreed to do an interview if he's that scared.

Skillful journalist.

[Urinal Cake]

If you're a commoner associated with Epstein it seems you're fucked by the authorities, podcasts or Epstein's powerful friends. But in their favour they seem to keep their mouths shut  unlike the 20 or so people after the Dutroux Affair. 

[Paul Calf]

People who use the word 'jailbait', you mean?

Well yes. That's obviously what I mean.

[Hank Venture]

So the Maxwell photo was photoshopped and significant portions of the article has been scrubbed. Do we reckon that was an honest mistake from the NY Post or not? And if not, to what end?

[Twed]

DEAD DOWN THE DRAIN?!

[Urinal Cake]

So many conspiracies.

[amputeeporn]

So the Maxwell photo was photoshopped and significant portions of the article has been scrubbed. Do we reckon that was an honest mistake from the NY Post or not? And if not, to what end?

Her sister apparently arrived at that house at Manchester By The Sea today to pick up her bags, so it might have been as innocent as a misdirection to aid in that?

I just think it was so staged and provocative it has to have a more sinister purpose. There must be so many properties, so many potential loose ends to tie up. Probably even the sister arriving at that house is a misdirection away from what Maxwell is really doing...

[Goldentony]

FUCKIN WITH JEFF COS HE'S A TEENAGER WITH A LITTLE BIT OF GOLD AND A PAGER
THEY RATHER SEE HIM IN THE PEN THAT HIM AND LORENZO
ROLLING IN A BENZO

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

So the Maxwell photo was photoshopped and significant portions of the article has been scrubbed. Do we reckon that was an honest mistake from the NY Post or not? And if not, to what end?

The NY Post is a garbage tabloid, just to be clear.

[Urinal Cake]

It wouldn't surprise me if Maxwell is already hiding in Israel or wherever. Or dead.

[Thursday]

Maybe an odd question, but is anything known about the girl in that photo with Prince Andrew. I worry for her. Is she already dead?

[Lordofthefiles]

Maybe an odd question, but is anything known about the girl in that photo with Prince Andrew. I worry for her. Is she already dead?

She's the one spilling her guts. Virginia Giuffre.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

Which photo, if you mean this one



She's still around and is suing everybody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLAzubOpOtg

[BlodwynPig]

Wonder if he ever wondered where those snaps would end up?

[touchingcloth]

Wonder if he ever wondered where those snaps would end up?

In his wanking trunk.

[Thursday]

Which photo, if you mean this one



She's still around and is suing everybody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLAzubOpOtg

Ah right fair do's.

[idunnosomename]

rum tiddly rumpum rum pumpum

this'll make for a

great cum

[Hank Venture]

Two factoids that have been passed around that, if true, puts me squarely in the «he was killed» camp purely because of the improbability of it:
- Epstein is the first to successfully committ suicide in MCC in 20 years
- there have only been 32 confirmed cases of the hyoid bone breaking after suicide by hanging

One of these two is hard to believe, both at the same time is almost impossible.

[biggytitbo]

Two factoids that have been passed around that, if true, puts me squarely in the «he was killed» camp purely because of the improbability of it:
- Epstein is the first to successfully committ suicide in MCC in 20 years
- there have only been 32 confirmed cases of the hyoid bone breaking after suicide by hanging

One of these two is hard to believe, both at the same time is almost impossible.

The second one was claimed by Eugene Gu - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_Gu



I did try to find out what the suicide rate was at that prison, where did you get the info? I'd like to see an actual photo of the cell, and the CCTV that must exist.

Seems like the msm have had their little flurry of sceptism about this and are now just accepting it was suicide and have moved on to the Prince Andrew stuff and Ghislane Maxwell.

[Hank Venture]

Here's a source: https://www.foxnews.com/us/epstein-new-york-lockup-suicides

Fox News is obviously pretty shit.

[Hank Venture]

https://news.yahoo.com/manhattan-prison-where-jeffrey-epstein-died-has-long-history-of-suicide-neglect-172413714.html

Better link - despite its tendetious headline it doesn't mention a successful suicide attempt during the last 40 years. The latest mentioned in the article is from the 70s.

[Zetetic]

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Metropolitan+Correctional+Center%22+suicide+-epstein brings up an example from 2016.

Edit: Fuckwit Zetetic, there are of course many 'MCCs'. Apologies - that's the Chicago MCC.

[Kryton]

Again I'm going with the blackmail angle. Someone powerful allowed Epstein to write his will and then gave him the opportunity and way to kill himself inside to a) take down whatever dirt he has with him to hell, b) and to allow him an 'easy' way out instead of lingering inside a shitty prison for the rest of his miserable existence. Maybe the ultimatum was... Kill yourself and we won't hurt your family.

I read somewhere the guards were sleeping or resting or something. Would it be so difficult that someone extremely powerful could have given him the means to do himself in within that cell and then slip it back out?

I still haven't paid too much attention to the exact method of his demise though? Did he hang himself or did he break his neck somehow?

[touchingcloth]

Again I'm going with the blackmail angle. Someone powerful allowed Epstein to write his will and then gave him the opportunity and way to kill himself inside to a) take down whatever dirt he has with him to hell, b) and to allow him an 'easy' way out instead of lingering inside a shitty prison for the rest of his miserable existence. Maybe the ultimatum was... Kill yourself and we won't hurt your family.

I read somewhere the guards were sleeping or resting or something. Would it be so difficult that someone extremely powerful could have given him the means to do himself in within that cell and then slip it back out?

I still haven't paid too much attention to the exact method of his demise though? Did he hang himself or did he break his neck somehow?

He sadly tripped while noncing a child in the arse :(

[Cerys]

He was trying to decide which tie to wear, and got overexcited.

[imitationleather]

He was about to take the stage to appear in the correctional facility's production of The Mikado and when someone said "Break a leg!" in order to wish him well the cloth-eared predator mis-heard it as a command to "Break your neck!" :(

[touchingcloth]

He was talking about his pal Andy's dad Charles and mimed to show big his ears are but very unfortunately his mime slipped and hit his hyoid bone to death :(