Poll

Murder or suicide?

Suicide
27 (34.2%)
Murder
8 (10.1%)
Yes
9 (11.4%)
Who cares, as long as the investigation continues and we expose some evil bastards
9 (11.4%)
OR SOMETHING MORE SINISTER
2 (2.5%)
Prison's too good for him. What about jail?
3 (3.8%)
Murdered by the King of the Nonces
2 (2.5%)
Raoul Moat
13 (16.5%)
Accidental death due to a Hutchence Tug
1 (1.3%)
GORDON'S ALIVE
3 (3.8%)
Brooooooken neckbones (and some home fries)
1 (1.3%)
I love nonces yeah, some of my best friends are 100% nonce
0 (0%)
Toby Young, Gifted and Nonce
1 (1.3%)

Total Members Voted: 79

Author Topic: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]  (Read 41504 times)

Zetetic

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Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« on: August 10, 2019, 02:04:03 PM »
Looks like he might be dead, reportedly by suicide.
Source.

Edit: ABC reporting now.

Lordofthefiles

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2019, 02:09:27 PM »
Wow!

Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2019, 02:17:06 PM »
FUCK

WHAT

touchingcloth

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2019, 02:18:09 PM »
Man threatens the super rich and ends up dead? Could anyone have predicted that?

Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2019, 02:19:03 PM »
this is insanely public

Cuellar

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2019, 02:19:37 PM »
How would 'they' do it privately, given the profile of the case?

oy vey

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2019, 02:20:57 PM »
Who was on suicide watch? Stevie Wonder?

Captain Z

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2019, 02:21:55 PM »
Quelle surprise. And that's the end of that chapter.

Paul Calf

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2019, 02:22:37 PM »
This is the most surprising news ever. Anyone have him on the death list?

Flouncer

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2019, 02:23:16 PM »
Amazing how he managed to stuff his own head into his anus really.

Lordofthefiles

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2019, 02:23:20 PM »
This is the most surprising news ever. Anyone have him on the death list?

The British Royal Family

Blumf

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2019, 02:24:09 PM »
Does this mean the investigation stops?

oy vey

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2019, 02:25:19 PM »
Does this mean the investigation stops?

If you want to live, yes.

ZoyzaSorris

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2019, 02:25:43 PM »
fucking ell. Where’s Cluefarter when you need him?

Lordofthefiles

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2019, 02:26:42 PM »
Does this mean the investigation stops?

Yeah, the “criminal investigation”, but you can do a private one if you’re insane and want dragged through the media and to die like the filthy child prostitute that you are.

Fabian Thomsett

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2019, 02:29:49 PM »
Whoops!

up_the_hampipe

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2019, 02:30:19 PM »
Holy lord, this is wild!

Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2019, 02:36:21 PM »
And that's the end of that chapter.

The cosmic ballet goes on.

Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2019, 02:38:41 PM »
The allegations against Prince Andrew are all conspiracist nonsense anyway.

It's the Queen that's the ultimate paedo.

Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2019, 02:40:37 PM »
Yep well that was unexpected. Not!

Cardenio I

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2019, 02:40:40 PM »
Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2019, 02:40:56 PM »
Nonce sense

This world sickens me. If prince andrew gets off, i’ll have to rethink my strategy

biggytitbo

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2019, 02:42:04 PM »
Fuck sake.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2019, 02:42:14 PM »
I wish for once the BBC would be more on the nose.


chveik

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2019, 02:42:24 PM »
jeez louise

"suicide" eh

Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2019, 02:42:46 PM »
Jesus Christ. Also, notice how it’s «suicide» immediately, not «apparent suicide» or «alleged suicide».

Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2019, 02:42:57 PM »
Trump and queen are even more effective than Putin

biggytitbo

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2019, 02:43:57 PM »
It goes without saying that he should have been under 24 hour suicide watch and wouldn't have been able to kill himself in his cell.

Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2019, 02:48:05 PM »
Yeah, this is bullshit obviously. Wonder what the response to this will be from the authorities.

up_the_hampipe

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Re: Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell [split topic]
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2019, 02:48:35 PM »
Jumping right to the conspiracy theories instead of the possibility than an outed nonce would rather die than face consequences.