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Blumf

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The Gush
« on: August 12, 2019, 11:30:52 AM »
Doctor, I'm feeling a little stiff

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/11/man-left-in-hospital-for-two-weeks-with-permanent-erection-10554301/amp/
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A man has been in hospital in Germany for two weeks with a permanent erection.

Danny Polaris, who lives in Kreuzberg, Berlin, took a Viagra before a night out recently.

When he went home with a nurse he met, he allowed his friend to inject a stimulant into his penis.

You may feel a little prick. etc.

BlodwynPig

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Re: The Gush
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2019, 11:32:50 AM »
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He said he wanted to use the situation to shine a light on the taboo subject of priapisms.

No thanks, and fuck off.

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Re: The Gush
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2019, 11:40:59 AM »
So poo lives in Germany?

Re: The Gush
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2019, 12:57:46 PM »
When I first caught Jam on TV it was during the gush sketch and I genuinely believe for those few minutes that it was a real documentary and condition. Very disturbing news for a teenage boy.

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Re: The Gush
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2019, 03:24:24 PM »
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Danny Polaris



Re: The Gush
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2019, 03:28:30 PM »
If it happened in the UK I'd hope the NHS would pay for prostitutes as a form of treatment for such ailments.

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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2019, 08:43:49 PM »

Re: The Gush
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2019, 06:31:32 PM »
When I first caught Jam on TV it was during the gush sketch and I genuinely believe for those few minutes that it was a real documentary and condition. Very disturbing news for a teenage boy.

in the uncensored version on the dvd you can actually see kevin eldon's spunking cock.

Re: The Gush
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2019, 08:47:00 PM »
correction; it was mark heap's (completely real, non prosthetic) cock.