Author Topic: Private donators-only forum isn't working.  (Read 2214 times)

Paul Calf

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Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« on: August 12, 2019, 04:23:01 PM »
The 'free booze and drugs' link is broken (and the PO Box is probably compromised by now) and the live Skype chat with Stewart Lee, Chris Morris and Jodie Comer keeps breaking up. Anyone managed to fix it?

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2019, 04:30:21 PM »
The 'free booze and drugs' link is broken (and the PO Box is probably compromised by now) and the live Skype chat with Stewart Lee, Chris Morris and Jodie Comer keeps breaking up. Anyone managed to fix it?

I'm Skyping with Stewart at the moment and once we've finished and he has time to dress he said he'd join in with the others again.

Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2019, 04:49:30 PM »
I have to go at 5

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2019, 04:51:11 PM »
And I can't find the 'disable suicide watch' button

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2019, 05:21:24 PM »
the live Skype chat with Stewart Lee, Chris Morris and Jodie Comer

All together in the same room? That gives me an idea for a top modern- day " Goodies" remake.
Just picture that trio gallivanting about on a trandem !!!

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2019, 05:26:47 PM »
Lee- the Graeme Garden Character.
Morris- the Bill Oddie Character.
Villanelle , Her Who Plays- the Tim Brooke Taylor Character, wearing a really smashing, smart Union Jack blouse, and equally as stylish black slacks, topped off ( bottomed down ? ) with a shiny pair of Cuban heels.

Does that sound about right?

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2019, 05:27:15 PM »
Goodie-goodie-yum-yum indeed, for you!

Surely you have Lee & Morris the wrong way round, though?!

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2019, 05:29:24 PM »
Yeah, I was wondering about that.

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2019, 06:25:45 PM »
Working fine for me.

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2019, 06:28:59 PM »
I heard it's full of child porn.

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2019, 06:33:18 PM »
it's full of child porn.

Arthur C. Clarke considers rewrite.

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2019, 07:51:53 PM »
:-D

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2019, 08:28:25 PM »
Women are banned from it, tcha.

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2019, 01:59:40 AM »
We are?  Then what am I accessing?  The Smurf dildos are a bit temperamental, but the rest of it's ticking along nicely.

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2019, 02:03:23 AM »

Still not received my custom titties

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2019, 02:16:40 AM »
It's ok, it's only inhabitants of New Zealand that are banned.  Something to do with Chris Maoris.

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2019, 02:24:07 AM »
Working fine for me.

And me

Edit: just noticed the “Ronnie Corbett does monologue readings of past deso-quest entries” stream is jumpy. Not sure if that’s just my wifi though.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2019, 02:38:26 AM by FerriswheelBueller »

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2019, 04:54:10 AM »
It's ok, it's only inhabitants of New Zealand that are banned.  Something to do with Chris Maoris.

Very good!

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2019, 09:03:09 AM »
Working fine for me, though annoyingly I missed the live stream. I saw that picture though!

Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2019, 09:18:58 AM »
Can someone verify if my sphincter cam is up and running?

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2019, 10:46:35 AM »
Can someone verify if my sphincter cam is up and running?

A bit choppy tbh. And the sound is off?

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2019, 10:54:01 AM »
Can someone verify if my sphincter cam is up and running?

Picture's pretty dark.

Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2019, 11:22:41 AM »
I clicked to download one of the FLAC recordings of the unreleased series 4 of Blue Jam last night. Nothing happened. Woke up this morning and the postman is sticking a load of Mrs. Brown's Boys Live DVD cases filled with rancid sausage meat through my letter box.

Is this expected behaviour?

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2019, 11:26:07 AM »
Bit of a coincidence that Epstein dies and then this goes down, isn't it?


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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2019, 11:28:52 AM »

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2019, 12:53:07 PM »
Can someone verify if my sphincter cam is up and running?

It looks like shit.

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2019, 12:56:37 PM »
Folks, you've got to check out "Jelly Cam" right now, I swear that cat is saying the word "Sausages".

Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2019, 01:11:03 PM »
Is there a backlog in the typing pool at the moment? - I’ve dictated a few posts this morning but none have appeared yet. Have had to type this one myself - am not impressed.

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2019, 01:30:03 PM »
Yeah, Stewart Lee would be much better as the Bill Oddie Character  wouldn't he? Has he still got that beard? Also, Chris Morris is definitely suited to the Graeme Garden  " boffin" type role, with his air of detachment and that, don't know why I didn't give them both those respective roles in the first place. Tsk. Quite remiss of me, that.

Anyway, I want everyone to imagine the opening titles of the rebooted " Goodies", replete with short clips of the new trio doing all kinds of mad things. It'd be grand, wouldn't it ?

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Re: Private donators-only forum isn't working.
« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2019, 01:33:42 PM »
I keep checking this thread purely to see whether anyone has taken the thread title seriously, then without reading any of the posts delivered a furious rant against exclusive access areas existing in CaB.

It will surely happen at some point.