Author Topic: Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.  (Read 2117 times)

Wa- Hey! My five week stint in High Wycombe paid off, and I ended up having classic sexual intercourse with a colleague of mine who reminded me of the actress Daisy Haggard, in looks, mannerisms and voice. She gamely took on my request to talk dirty to me in firstly, a Scouse accent, then a convincing Faux- Russian one, and at one point I gasped out. " OH, HER WHO PLAYS..." before managing to stop myself. Think I got away with it.
My days of having a top time with ladies twenty years younger than mine self may well be well and truly behind me, but It's nice to know that I've still got it, and you Lisa detractors won't be able to call me one of them incels you get nowadays for a bit.

Post your having a bit of how's your father after blummin ages tales here.

Twed

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Re: Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2019, 05:24:00 PM »
You're fucking creepy.

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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2019, 05:27:30 PM »
Yeah, I s'pose so.

Voltan (Man of Steel)

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Re: Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2019, 05:28:30 PM »
How’s your father? It’s called having it off, grandad.

Re: Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2019, 05:31:26 PM »
You're fucking creepy.

That's what people were saying to Daisy Haggard Features once the rumours kicked in !!!!!


I really don't do meself any favours, I must admit.

Re: Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2019, 05:34:06 PM »
Oh, I'm sorry for creeping certain readers out. I feel quite bad about starting this thread now.

Re: Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2019, 05:42:30 PM »
Maybe I've been possessed by the spirit of Peter Stringfellow , or something.

Do you think that's what's happened? Do you?

I wish Elder Sumo Prophecy was here now. He'd say something nice to me, I'm sure he would.

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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2019, 05:56:55 PM »
High Wycombe's a shithole, too. My second stint there, that was. Was quite amused to hear it referenced by Vic and Bob in one of their opening songs for their new " Big Night Out "s.


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Re: Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2019, 06:02:22 PM »
The closest ive come to sex is with Pancreas during a Corbyn speech

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Re: Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2019, 06:11:40 PM »
High Wycombe was it Danger Man putting it about in the local bars?

The only good things to say about Buckinghamshire is it isn't Berkshire.

shiftwork2

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« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2019, 06:12:54 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2019, 08:13:25 PM »
I really hope this is some kind of joke that I don't get :(

Twed

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Re: Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2019, 08:18:59 PM »
You're fucking creepy.
Should point out that I meant this as a good thing

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Re: Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2019, 08:21:30 PM »
Lisa, do you only shag women who look like other women??

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« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2019, 08:28:59 PM »
I've never had sex with my father

Birdie

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Re: Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2019, 08:30:08 PM »
I have.

(Yours)

(Otherwise a bit dark)

Johnny Yesno

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Re: Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2019, 08:42:42 PM »
You're fucking creepy.

I'm sure LJAMC's new girlfriend is very nice when you get to know her, despite her nickname.

chveik

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« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2019, 08:42:50 PM »
they all look like other women by the time I've finished with them.

Johnny Yesno

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« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2019, 08:47:13 PM »


Wa- Hey! My five week stint in High Wycombe paid off, and I ended up having classic sexual intercourse with a colleague of mine who reminded me of the actress Daisy Haggard, in looks, mannerisms and voice. She gamely took on my request to talk dirty to me in firstly, a Scouse accent, then a convincing Faux- Russian one, and at one point I gasped out. " OH, HER WHO PLAYS..." before managing to stop myself. Think I got away with it.
My days of having a top time with ladies twenty years younger than mine self may well be well and truly behind me, but It's nice to know that I've still got it, and you Lisa detractors won't be able to call me one of them incels you get nowadays for a bit.

Post your having a bit of how's your father after blummin ages tales here.

Back of the net!

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« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2019, 08:48:21 PM »
You're fucking creepy.

I bet you think this song is about you don't you? don't you?

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« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2019, 08:49:40 PM »
I have.

(Yours)

(Otherwise a bit dark)
good to know he's been having a bit of how's your father

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Re: Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2019, 09:02:42 PM »
Maybe I've been possessed by the spirit of Peter Stringfellow , or something.

Do you think that's what's happened? Do you?

I wish Elder Sumo Prophecy was here now. He'd say something nice to me, I'm sure he would.

Fuck off.

Flouncer

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« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2019, 09:08:30 PM »
I was just wondering, have you ever had sex with someone who hasn't subsequently taken out a restraining order on you Lise?

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Re: Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2019, 02:31:02 AM »
 An we have an update on whether or not you and the colleague are still talking please?

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« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2019, 05:46:59 AM »
Yus, daily contact still ongoing ( not with each other's genitalia, sadly, as we're currently both in different parts of the country :-(  ).
« Last Edit: August 16, 2019, 05:57:31 AM by Lisa Jesusandmarychain »

Re: Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.
« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2019, 06:36:20 AM »
I can't bear the word genitalia.

Twed

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Re: Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.
« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2019, 06:45:35 AM »
Sounds like a tumour's tentacles.

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« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2019, 07:04:50 AM »
I can't bear the word genitalia.

Strange that, as you usually write a load of bollocks on 'ere!!! :-D #classicbantz

Johnny Yesno

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Re: Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.
« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2019, 07:10:35 AM »
An we have an update on whether or not you and the colleague are still talking please?

Christ, don't encourage him.

Re: Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.
« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2019, 07:34:03 AM »
Strange that, as you usually write a load of bollocks on 'ere!!! :-D #classicbantz

All right, I give you that