Having A Grand Old Bit Of How's Your Father For The First Time In Ages.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Wa- Hey! My five week stint in High Wycombe paid off, and I ended up having classic sexual intercourse with a colleague of mine who reminded me of the actress Daisy Haggard, in looks, mannerisms and voice. She gamely took on my request to talk dirty to me in firstly, a Scouse accent, then a convincing Faux- Russian one, and at one point I gasped out. " OH, HER WHO PLAYS..." before managing to stop myself. Think I got away with it.
My days of having a top time with ladies twenty years younger than mine self may well be well and truly behind me, but It's nice to know that I've still got it, and you Lisa detractors won't be able to call me one of them incels you get nowadays for a bit.

Post your having a bit of how's your father after blummin ages tales here.

[Twed]

You're fucking creepy.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Yeah, I s'pose so.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

How's your father? It's called having it off, grandad.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

You're fucking creepy.

That's what people were saying to Daisy Haggard Features once the rumours kicked in !!!!!


_{I really don't do meself any favours, I must admit.}

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Oh, I'm sorry for creeping certain readers out. I feel quite bad about starting this thread now.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Maybe I've been possessed by the spirit of Peter Stringfellow , or something.

Do you think that's what's happened? Do you?

I wish Elder Sumo Prophecy was here now. He'd say something nice to me, I'm sure he would.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

High Wycombe's a shithole, too. My second stint there, that was. Was quite amused to hear it referenced by Vic and Bob in one of their opening songs for their new " Big Night Out "s.

[BlodwynPig]

The closest ive come to sex is with Pancreas during a Corbyn speech

[shiftwork2]

High Wycombe was it Danger Man putting it about in the local bars?

The only good things to say about Buckinghamshire is it isn't Berkshire.

[shiftwork2]

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[New folder]

I really hope this is some kind of joke that I don't get :(

[Twed]

You're fucking creepy.

Should point out that I meant this as a good thing

[Birdie]

Lisa, do you only shag women who look like other women??

[idunnosomename]

I've never had sex with my father

[Birdie]

I have.

(Yours)

(Otherwise a bit dark)

[Johnny Yesno]

You're fucking creepy.

I'm sure LJAMC's new girlfriend is very nice when you get to know her, despite her nickname.

[chveik]

they all look like other women by the time I've finished with them.

[Johnny Yesno]

Wa- Hey! My five week stint in High Wycombe paid off, and I ended up having classic sexual intercourse with a colleague of mine who reminded me of the actress Daisy Haggard, in looks, mannerisms and voice. She gamely took on my request to talk dirty to me in firstly, a Scouse accent, then a convincing Faux- Russian one, and at one point I gasped out. " OH, HER WHO PLAYS..." before managing to stop myself. Think I got away with it.
My days of having a top time with ladies twenty years younger than mine self may well be well and truly behind me, but It's nice to know that I've still got it, and you Lisa detractors won't be able to call me one of them incels you get nowadays for a bit.

Post your having a bit of how's your father after blummin ages tales here.

Back of the net!

[Jasha]

You're fucking creepy.

I bet you think this song is about you don't you? don't you?

[idunnosomename]

I have.

(Yours)

(Otherwise a bit dark)

good to know he's been having a bit of how's your father

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Maybe I've been possessed by the spirit of Peter Stringfellow , or something.

Do you think that's what's happened? Do you?

I wish Elder Sumo Prophecy was here now. He'd say something nice to me, I'm sure he would.

Fuck off.

[Flouncer]

I was just wondering, have you ever had sex with someone who hasn't subsequently taken out a restraining order on you Lise?

[Birdie]

 An we have an update on whether or not you and the colleague are still talking please?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Yus, daily contact still ongoing ( not with each other's genitalia, sadly, as we're currently both in different parts of the country :-(  ).

[The Boston Crab]

I can't bear the word genitalia.

[Twed]

Sounds like a tumour's tentacles.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I can't bear the word genitalia.

Strange that, as you usually write a load of bollocks on 'ere!!! :-D #classicbantz

[Johnny Yesno]

An we have an update on whether or not you and the colleague are still talking please?

Christ, don't encourage him.

[The Boston Crab]

Strange that, as you usually write a load of bollocks on 'ere!!! :-D #classicbantz

All right, I give you that