Reports coming in...

[BlodwynPig]

Three simple words that elicit so much fervent anticipation...

Reports coming in...that Diana Princess of Wales has been mangled in a Frenchman's tunnel

for example.

What are your favourite Reports coming in...real or imagined?

[wosl]

Reports coming in of a "rather anaemic" Reply #1 being posted in a freshly created thread in the backwater section of an Internet forum.