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Why can't I...

Started by kalowski, August 13, 2019, 11:25:13 PM

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kalowski

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  • play the piano
  • speak Italian
  • understand quantum mechanics
  • read Latin
  • drive a truck
What can't you do, that you wish you could do, readers?

imitationleather


  • Get hot girls to talk to me

kalowski

Quote from: imitationleather on August 13, 2019, 11:32:00 PM

  • Get hot girls to talk to me
Ha! Well, I can do that. (In my role as prison officer)

Birdie

Get hot guys to listen to me.

Cold Meat Platter


Thursday



José


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: Birdie on August 13, 2019, 11:35:37 PM
Get hot guys to listen to me.

If you forewarn them what you are about to say then that way they will be primed to feign interest in it.

Ornlu

Why can't I
be a cow
anyhow?

Icehaven

Speak German and Russian. I've tried to learn both at various times in my life (apart from at school) but after making slow but steady progress at first, typically when I didn't have much else to do, when I then did have something else to do and less time to learn and practice I forgot it all virtually overnight. I think only the total immersion method would work on me but that's not going to happen so I might have to accept myself as terminally monolingual.

checkoutgirl

Get the archbishop Makarios to listen to me. He's always busy.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy


SteveDave


biggytitbo

#14
Why can't I
be that pie
gobbled up
by Ding Junhui?

touchingcloth

Why can't I - no matter how hard I try - spunk so hard I fire backwards into space?

Sherringford Hovis

Quote from: touchingcloth on August 14, 2019, 02:26:30 PM
backwards into space?

Because your expectations are based around gravity-well centrism, planet-lubber.
Your unmodified ejaculatory movement through space is much more likely to be end-over-end helical due to your propulsion mechanism's location relative to the fulcrum of your mass.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Be you.

( I'm pretending to be Robert Smith, you see !!!)

What? Rubbish though this response is, would y 'all have preferred it if I'd rocked up in this thread with the blatantly orbvious other reply ?

Replies From View

Why can't I bust a hole in the equator so that it permanently leaks

Replies From View

Why can't I line my eye sockets with lead


kalowski

...just switch off my television set and go out and do something less boring instead?

hummingofevil

Quote from: kalowski on August 13, 2019, 11:25:13 PM
...

  • play the piano
  • speak Italian
  • understand quantum mechanics
  • read Latin
  • drive a truck
What can't you do, that you wish you could do, readers?

Nobody understands quantum mechanics. Some people can do it but they still don't understand it.