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Shoulders?-Stomach!

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GLOAMPING
« on: August 14, 2019, 07:39:26 AM »
The new staycation fad EVERYONE is talking about

is
coming
your
way!

Gloamping

- Lap at the comminuted disease tidemark of a used unsanitary jacuzzi in the dolour of a Thursday
-Claw at and experience chamfered wood rot and disintegrate in front of you
-Kick soil over some embers in a shoddy metaphor for your finity
-Revel in self-hatred at deploying a portmanteau of such low cunning
-Feel all joie de vivre solemnly evaporate like the cat piss you have been inadvertently stood on for the last 45 minutes
-Get caned to final on our inexhaustible supplies of 10% abv Dutch lager, and some legal highs via our heavily used paraphernalia
- The hard standing is HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH
-Define despondency on our Swedish conceived/Cambodian made furnishings
-Murmur dejected nothings in a tryst of wretchedness as the light of the world dies

Doncaster Industrial Estate, Doncaster

For interest and MONEY BOOKINGS
Call GAVIN THE HALF Human
OR GO INLINE AND DO It IT SAVES GAVIN TIME
« Last Edit: August 14, 2019, 07:53:22 AM by Shoulders?-Stomach! »

Glebe

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Re: GLOAMPING
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2019, 10:42:18 AM »
According to the Oxford English, it also means "swallowing a Cadbury's choc bar in one gulp".

Re: GLOAMPING
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2019, 11:49:57 AM »
A gobful of Gloamp is just enough to give your kids a [REDACTED BY MONDELEZ GROUP]

Twit 2

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Re: GLOAMPING
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2019, 12:38:04 PM »
The new staycation fad EVERYONE is talking about

is
coming
your
way!

Gloamping

- Lap at the comminuted disease tidemark of a used unsanitary jacuzzi in the dolour of a Thursday
-Claw at and experience chamfered wood rot and disintegrate in front of you
-Kick soil over some embers in a shoddy metaphor for your finity
-Revel in self-hatred at deploying a portmanteau of such low cunning
-Feel all joie de vivre solemnly evaporate like the cat piss you have been inadvertently stood on for the last 45 minutes
-Get caned to final on our inexhaustible supplies of 10% abv Dutch lager, and some legal highs via our heavily used paraphernalia
- The hard standing is HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH
-Define despondency on our Swedish conceived/Cambodian made furnishings
-Murmur dejected nothings in a tryst of wretchedness as the light of the world dies

Doncaster Industrial Estate, Doncaster

For interest and MONEY BOOKINGS
Call GAVIN THE HALF Human
OR GO INLINE AND DO It IT SAVES GAVIN TIME

I laughed throughout but have highlighted the best bits for those unable to appreciate such matters.