Cauliflower ere

[Norton Canes]

...but not now.

Britain is experiencing a cauliflower shortage after extreme weather killed off much of this year's crops.

Heavy rainfall in June destroyed crops in Lincolnshire, and alternative European supplies wilted in last month's heatwave.

Cauliflower prices have soared and some farmers have suffered financial losses after the destruction of their crops.

The shortages were described as "very concerning" by a spokesman for the Brassica Growers Association.

Other brassica - including cabbage, broccoli and Brussels sprouts - are also in short supply

Thanks the BBC for making each sentence a separate paragraph, I have trouble reading multi-sentence paragraphs. Anyone gonna miss their brassies? It'll be a shame not to have roasted broc with a Sunday dinner.

[king_tubby]

Fucking love cauliflower, me. This news is worse than WW2 x Brexit.

[Lordofthefiles]

Typical, I've only just taught myself to make cauliflower cheese.
Fuck Brexit.
*fuming*

[Flatulent Fox]

It's a good thing I already panic buy cauliflower and have a load in the deep freeze,but I wish I had this guys skills at this sad time >>>>>
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Peter Glazebrook, and his wife Mary, national judges from the Giant Vegetable Society crowned one of Peter's prize white brassicas - a monster at 60lb and 6ft across - the biggest cauliflower ever!

[Dex Sawash]

Sometimes cauliflower doesn't taste very good

[Jerzy Bondov]

It's a good thing I already panic buy cauliflower and have a load in the deep freeze,but I wish I had this guys skills at this sad time >>>>>
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Peter Glazebrook, and his wife Mary, national judges from the Giant Vegetable Society crowned one of Peter's prize white brassicas - a monster at 60lb and 6ft across - the biggest cauliflower ever!

This is all leaf. Like someone tells you they've got a big nob but they've just got loads of pubes.

[Norton Canes]

I dunno, there's a lot of glans there too.

[Jittlebags]

I guess we'll have to substitute steak for cauliflower when making a cauliflower steak. Ditto with rice.

[Bennett Brauer]

That guy's doing a great impression of Frank Bough's cocaine face.

[idunnosomename]

i hate cauliflower. garbage fruit.

[shiftwork2]

Do you grow?

[Twit 2]

If you've never put roasted cauliflower in a curry you're a cunt.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Cauliflower is meh, definitely fine, edible, but have consumed this dozens of ways and never thought 'jesus wept this truly is the flavour and texture experience I was lacking in my life'. Including romanesco cauliflower, that fractal fucker.

[pancreas]

It's no Jerusalem artichoke, I'll give you that.

[Twit 2]

Cauliflower is meh, definitely fine, edible, but have consumed this dozens of ways and never thought 'jesus wept this truly is the flavour and texture experience I was lacking in my life'. Including romanesco cauliflower, that fractal fucker.

If you've never put roasted cauliflower in a curry you're a cunt.

[Blumf]

Can't we just bleach some broccoli?

[checkoutgirl]

Sometimes cauliflower doesn't taste very good

When you put it in your mouth?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I have put roasted cauliflower in a curry.

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The joke is on them as I already pay an extortionate amount on cauliflowers, by purchasing them in needlessly overpackaged and tiny portions, combined with fragments of broccoli.  So when these new bumper prices hit the supermarkets I will simply sidestep into buying normal cauliflower at the same price!