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ALERT: Lock your doors and windows, and check all cupboards

Started by Bazooka, August 14, 2019, 02:11:21 PM

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Bazooka

I don't want to alarm people, but I was scanning the police radio, but be ready, the LOWESTOFT LUBE LEECHER has escaped from his dungeon. A 57 year old coach driver was so lubed up, that his skin slipped off, leaving a skeleton behind the wheel.

Again, check all doors and windows are locked, and keep extra dry. The Lowestoft police are working with Durex lab technicians to see if they create an anti-lube formulae.

Update: Christ almighty, he struck again and lubed up a whole summer fete, the coconut shy was particular affected, and the coconuts were slipping into the air left right and center, three children were included in the casualties.

Cuellar

He really couldn't have picked a worse time, for me personally. This is very inconvenient actually. Very frustrating altogether.

seepage