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The Rise and Fall of the Cackmen

Started by poo, August 17, 2019, 09:05:57 AM

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poo


Glebe

'Fall'? I thought the 'Cackers' were doing okay now, actually. They're certainly back in fashion!

Bazooka

I knew he had money issues, but it shouldn't have had to come yo this.

poo

Cackman Biffre
Cackman Jeffre
Greginald Cackman
Peginald Cackman

BlodwynPig


Dex Sawash

Quote from: poo on August 17, 2019, 10:52:11 AM
Cackman Biffre
Cackman Jeffre
Greginald Cackman
Peginald Cackman

goo goo ga choo

Glebe

M'Bengo Best was known as the 'fifth' Cackman.

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Quote from: Glebe on August 17, 2019, 10:18:24 AM
'Fall'? I thought the 'Cackers' were doing okay now, actually. They're certainly back in fashion!

Back in fashion doesn't mean okay

If anything it means shite

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Humpty Dumpty cackmen born
On an oath an eagle sworn
Chuff them out on bagel swine
Drift them seawards, cackmen wine
Have them out at six o'clock
Mouth all gummy, listings dock
And when the sailors rise at dawn
The cackmen grip and trousers torn

Glebe

Quote from: Replies From View on August 17, 2019, 12:46:02 PM
Back in fashion doesn't mean okay

If anything it means shite

They were called sellouts by the Cack Faithful when they allowed 'Cack for my Lover' to be used in that Guinness ad. Soon people who had never heard of the Cackmen were singing it's cacky chorus.

PlanktonSideburns

Pretty disrespectful to not pixelate the faces of all the victims I thought.

Though the face of that one guy was absolute comedy gold i must admit

Glebe

Anyone catch that BBC4 doco about former Cackman Jack 'Dungeness' Bengo-Cacks? He says he asked Monmouth Biffre for a share of royalties in the 1980s and was curtly told to "get fucked, you egg-smelling nutfart."