Do you woof or wolf food down?

[The Boston Crab]

I'm not going to embarrass the poster who just said woof some food down because my wife used the same phrases the other day and I laughed and said I think it's wolf the food down. We agreed that we understood where we were both coming from but we also decided to carry on with our own individual correct phrasing. Forgot to look it up and now determined not to so I can throw it out here.


I don't care what's the right way, I wanna know what YOU think it is.

[mjwilson]

If you think it's "woof" then you've got another think coming.

[alan nagsworth]

"Woof" is something that comes out of the body, not goes in.

I don't do either though because I'm not part of the large taxonomic family called Canidae, which also includes coyotes, foxes and jackals, according to the Integrated Taxonomic Information System.

[NoSleep]

TBC is chomping at the bit for your answers, with baited breath.

[alan nagsworth]

p.s. i am champing as i type this

[checkoutgirl]

It's wolf naturally. The other day my mate said that the back storage compartment of a car is a booth and he never realised it before until he was told recently. I said no it's boot. Then I explained that the front piece is the bonnet which is a word for a hat or headgear and thus it made sense that the other end was the boot. He was happy with this.

Another guy said effing and jessing as in cursing or swearing. Again I corrected him, it's effing and jeffing. Apparently he thought jessing meant saying Jesus in vain.

Horses fuck horses, innit? People who think it's woof down your food are less inquisitive I would say. It makes no sense.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Wolf.

You know those cretins that mix curry and rice into a big homogeneous mess before shovelling it in their horrid mouth? That's me that is.

I eat silently though, that's the important thing.

[PlanktonSideburns]

I'm not going to embarrass the poster who just said woof some food down because my wife used the same phrases the other day and I laughed and said I think it's wolf the food down. We agreed that we understood where we were both coming from but we also decided to carry on with our own individual correct phrasing. Forgot to look it up and now determined not to so I can throw it out here.


I don't care what's the right way, I wanna know what YOU think it is.

Your imaginary kids are gonna be a fukin nightmare if you keep this liberal woolly minded atidude to right and wrong. They will divide you and conquer you

[Ambient Sheep]

Wolf.

Then I explained that the front piece is the bonnet which is a word for a hat or headgear and thus it made sense that the other end was the boot.

Obvious thing I've only just realised...

[Gurke and Hare]

At the risk of not quite towing the line and going slightly off topic: everyone thinking that the past tense of lead is lead. It's led.

[Blumf]

"Woof" is something that comes out of the body, not goes in.

Could you "woof" out a fart?

[Ambient Sheep]

At the risk of not quite towing the line and going slightly off topic: everyone thinking that the past tense of lead is lead. It's led.

Unlike "read".

[Ray Travez]

I sure do!

[seepage]

wulloff

[checkoutgirl]

Could you "woof" out a fart?

My arse has certainly barked in the past.

[flotemysost]

An otherwise reasonable and intelligent friend still insists it's 'taking [something] for grantage'. Mate. Not even a real word.

I've also heard someone at work saying 'it's all park and parcel', although in fairness that's an annoying Nan phrase anyway and deserves to be wronged.

I personally ciao down my food. Unless I can't be asked.

[José]

At the risk of not quite towing the line and going slightly off topic: everyone thinking that the past tense of lead is lead. It's led.

that's right. a past tense of lead would be heavier. because lead is heavier than feathers.

[popcorn]

Divorce wife imo.

[Glebe]

I warewolf down food.

Groan, that was a HOWWWWWLLLER!!!

[NoSleep]

Do you buy it at a discount werehouse?

[Better Midlands]

If you think it's "woof" then you've got another think coming.

Can you be more pacific?

[Beagle 2]

You're just trying to carry favour off you're own back.

[Replies From View]

Can't be arksed with this, I tell you

[Paul Calf]

I do neither. I savour my food because I am fucking posh orright?

[thenoise]

My Dad says that their dog 'woofs' down her food, which I always assumed was a deliberate joke - obviously it's 'wolf down'.

[Darles Chickens]

What is it if it's a wolf hurriedly eating?  "Wolf down" doesn't work.  It's like rhyming a word with the same word.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

What is it if it's a wolf hurriedly eating?  "Wolf down" doesn't work.  It's like rhyming a word with the same word.

Wrong
Shut up
Fuck off

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Sorry I just want to retract that and apologise as it's clear who fucking absolutely earth's core gives a grave