Tip jar

If you like CaB and wish to support it, you can use PayPal or KoFi. Thank you, and I hope you continue to enjoy the site - Neil.

Buy Me a Coffee at ko-fi.com

Support CaB

Recent

Welcome to Cook'd and Bomb'd. Please login or sign up.

March 29, 2024, 03:24:07 PM

Login with username, password and session length

i think i saw wearwolfe in poundstretcher

Started by Glebe, August 17, 2019, 07:48:27 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Glebe

I think i saw a warwoolve in poundstretcher today. it was scary and i ran away and then i got kilt by a manstar the end

Captain Z

I think discount stores are becoming a natural habitat for montsters. The local B&M Bargains has three skullingtens.


biggytitbo

I once saw a fully fledged pin head in Leeds indoor market and that's not even a bit of whimsy.

Mr Banlon


Quote from: Mr Banlon on August 17, 2019, 10:21:55 PM
...with a Nando's menu in his hand

...walking through the street past a Tesco in the rain...

Glebe

Quote from: Captain Z on August 17, 2019, 07:57:32 PM
I think discount stores are becoming a natural habitat for montsters. The local B&M Bargains has three skullingtens.

Saw a draulla in poundland and a cretur form balck lagoons in b&q

Shit Good Nose

It was actually a Woolworths you saw.

Should've gone to Specravers.

Bazooka

Just chill out, Pound stretcher also sells hammers and holy water, this beast can be vanquished before you even get to the till.

Replies From View

saw a grief huel through the pine woods of gravesent in maidestown, kent


made that it was gliding towards me, shrieking with a terrific slowness that I have never witnessed before


just terrifying

Replies From View

Spearmint bazinstoke found in costcuters in august 2019


Ark readers of this daily espress.  why not cease progress of a spearmint bazinstoke yourself in your home town with a series of the simplest steps and park your own arms sadly:

(Like this you might wash tyres in your bed)


Never do wutever a bazinstoke
For you never know what it might put down
Share your cakes or slices of cakes
With it

Pus a grain in your hand
And lionel hospad or nearest takeaway offal grinder
Good grief,
He is one bazinstoke

Eyes and hands in the cart
Waste all your tissues on growing pains
Pastime masterer
And walking pastilles until you have gelatine in your gob, vegetarian

Laid in hide ire
What coffin can't fit in the frame of a single door
Or waffle tirelessly until your beak becomes threads
And your entire lungs become the seizure of a decaying BFG

Good night bazinstoke
We will love and miss you in all our lives
And together we will attempt to hound your family until they are done
It will be a good life
A good life

BlodwynPig

Hundreds of banshees screaming at night up and down the land