Giant laser penis spotted in Derby

[bigfatheart]

Man builds laser device. Man wants to test laser device. Man tests laser device by projecting a giant cartoon knob on the side of a hotel. Man reassures local paper he won't project it onto the cathedral because he's a non-practicing Christian.

Derby!

[imitationleather]

I hate the template all these local newspaper websites use. It is online AIDS.

[Zetetic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Reach_plc_titles, I guess.

[idunnosomename]

Saved you a click



If he'd projected it onto the early 16th century tower of the cathedral it'd be slightly more interesting

[Replies From View]

Yeah so explicit mate, careful

[H-O-W-L]

Yeah so explicit mate, careful

I've watched Irreversible and Jacob's Ladder both in a cinema setting and been fine, but this has just made me shit on the cat and brick my neighbour's windows. Ban this filth.

[shiftwork2]

No hairs on balls.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Yeah so explicit mate, careful

Aye explicit navy blue geometric shapes

careful

Geometric shapes that

[Cuellar]

Maybe Brexit will be fine after all

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I really hope this man is planning to use this to terrorise and destroy the fabric of UK society.

[pigamus]

I hate the template all these local newspaper websites use. It is online AIDS.

THE VIDEO YOU HAVEN'T ACTUALLY AGREED TO WATCH WILL BEGIN IN 5,4,3,2...

[idunnosomename]

No hairs on balls.

or dotted line of cum emitting from glans

pretty poor overall

[biggytitbo]

or dotted line of cum emitting from glans

pretty poor overall

He didn't plan it out properly and ran out of floors for the jizz.

[Captain Z]

I happened to be in Derby at the time and saw several people literally drop their trousers and begin masturbating.


And then the giant laser penis appeared.

[idunnosomename]

He didn't plan it out properly and ran out of floors for the jizz.

Well that's actually the largest it gets if you watch the video, for the first bit it's slightly smaller and there could've been a bit of emission, certainly

[biggytitbo]

Well that's actually the largest it gets if you watch the video, for the first bit it's slightly smaller and there could've been a bit of emission, certainly

Could certainly have fit in a bit of precum at least.

[Jittlebags]

He should have done it in oil. That's a better medium for representing great big globs of spungle. All matted in a young lady's hair. Possibly courtesy of a TV chef if the rumours are to be beleived.

[pigamus]

This vendetta against Chris Williamson is becoming pathetic.

[Bennett Brauer]

This is the same Alexander Beswick who wanted Derby City Council to let him project adverts on to the water in a city centre fountain so that it would become a major attraction.  A go-ahead can-do kinda guy, and I wish him nothing but the best.