now a vampira is terrorizing b&q

[Glebe]

she was seen in a b&q in dudley and may strike as far away as stirling

[Huxleys Babkins]

Haha! Rookie error. Couple of joiners just cunted her through the heart with a fence post down at the TradePoint counter. Fucking dust she was.

[GMTV]

Ends up getting distracted turning the taps on and off in the show kitchens, giving the pensioner staff enough time to escape.

[greenman]

Haha! Rookie error. Couple of joiners just cunted her through the heart with a fence post down at the TradePoint counter. Fucking dust she was.

The undeads complex relationship with the working classes at play.

[Replies From View]

Well that was a very brief thread.


I trust B&Q is now safe for the foreseeable future?

[Pinball]

A bit of body armour on the chestal area and these vampires would be untouchable :-) Well apart from crosses, light and garlic, of course.

[Cuellar]

Well that was a very brief thread.


I trust B&Q is now safe for the foreseeable future?

Think again - couple of fast zombos running absolute riot there AS WE SPEAK

[Huxleys Babkins]

Sadly those two lads tried the same thing on the zombeis and ended up getting munched up real bad. Guts out, the lot. Talk about hero to zero. RIP in peace.

[Alberon]

And a Werewilf in the Bathroom section. But to be fair, he does always works Tuesdays.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Someone tried to off the wherewholf with a silver bullet, but it turned out to be chrome plated plastic tat. Typical B&Q.

[wosl]

It's like they're cursed.  The chrome-plated plastic wearwulf has pegged it into the anaglyptas. Terry, from Teryr and June, working his shift as a part-time store detective, is trying to provide the Necro Squad SWAT team assembling outside with updates, but he's disguised as some decking stain, and the interior acoustics of the tin are compromising the aural clarity of his messages something rotten.

[Cuellar]

Hahah oh my god this is hilarious - a wraith and skelterton have just tried to terrorise a HOMEBASE in the vacinity.

Complete fucking idiots.