US UK one sided trade deal - What will Johnson Boris have to offer?

[Fambo Number Mive]

Falklands and Gibralter

Trump Hotels in two of our National Parks

Johnson to have picture of Trump on his office wall at all times.

Free Zone 1 travel for US tourists

[Norton Canes]

Donald Trump offers the UK a hugely preferential trade deal worth billions, if he's allowed to shit directly into Sadiq Khan's mouth (streamed live on Youtube)

[Cuellar]

Gold plate Nelson's column, put gold Trump statue on top rename to

TRUMP'S MASSIVE GOLD COCK

[Alberon]

Afternoon Tea with the Queen for all American tourists any day they want.

[Cuellar]

A pearly king

[Urinal Cake]

Trump's child- Don Jnr gets a peerages/titles in Scotland. Once Trump leaves the Whitehouse he will take back the title.
Sadiq Khan is forced to out as Mayor of London and must visit to all the Chicken shops in that London as an anti-knife violence campaigner.
Prince Harry divorces Meghan and marries Ivanka.
Diana's corpse is dug up, disinfected and reanimated so Trump can have the one that got away.

[GMTV]

A cat covered in badges

[NoSleep]

His tongue.

[petril]

can't be arsed looking stuff up, but the second part of any of the What's In Yer Bag Angelos Tell Us What's In Yer Bag Yer Bastard

[chveik]

clowne

[Cuellar]

British Isles to become Trump's own version of the Epstein noncing island. Every male and every female over 15 euthanised.

Paedophisles

[Huxleys Babkins]

All Daleks to be voiced by Will Arnett.

Richard & Judy to change their names to Dick and Joidy.

Emma Thompson pulped.

[finnquark]

an additional six films in the Johnny English franchise

[Fambo Number Mive]

NHS to be sold at a massive loss to the Trump Organisation. TVs in all hospitals to only show Fox News.

CNN and NBC to be dropped from all UK satellite channels.

All golf courses to be given to the Trump Organisation

Half price drinks for any American who votes Republican at any pub.

[touchingcloth]

Competitive wanking.

[Glebe]

The DUP in a giant, toasted sandwich
Big Ben on a giant trike
Free cups of tea and fish and french fried potato chips for life
A selfie with the Queen of England
A free trip round Shoreditch on a big, red bus
A packet of Walkers potato crisps (cheese & onion only)

[Alberon]

London to be renamed Trumpton.

Wales to be used as a US nuclear testing facility.

All Scotch people to be forced to wear kilts and blue face paint at all times.

[poo]

Cauliflower cheesr

[petril]

all the answers to "what's the biggest number" from the first module of Look Around You