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Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra

Started by sevendaughters, August 22, 2019, 12:30:16 PM

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iamcoop

I'd love to get a little cottage in the lakes, on a whim for a few days after all this cricket nonsense has finished if you're reading Marnus

sevendaughters

Marnus I still don't like you very much. Steve Smith, however, if you fancy a day in Manchester talking about bat grips and flicking nips.

Cuellar

Yes that'd be nice. Although I can really picture sitting on a beach with him, we both have ice creams.

iamcoop

Ok fine you have Marnus, I'm gonna take Woakes geocaching in Northumberland.

Old Thrashbarg

If the impact had been inline on that Overton review there'd have been a riot. Unbelievable that they didn't just use the very clear visible evidence that he middled it into his pad just because there was noise from the bat hitting the pad as well, so the point of impact couldn't be seen on that output.

Maybe the third umpire doesn't like tall cunts.

sevendaughters

Aggers and Magraaaaaaa about to go shirts aff in the TMS box....but in banter

iamcoop


sevendaughters

turns out the AIDS was the hope we had all along

Inspector Norse

Buttler to win it with 30 consecutive sixes in the final minutes of play

Or collapse to 192 all out in half an hour from now

Both equally likely I reckon

Thursday

God imagine if Root and Burns hadn't fucked it last night. Well we'd still lose to be fair.

sevendaughters


poo

On the positive side, the psychological abuse of Garry by the crowd is relentless.

Cuellar

Is Broad crocked, whys he batting so low?

sevendaughters

Quote from: Cuellar on September 08, 2019, 05:01:09 PM
Is Broad crocked, whys he batting so low?

I guess they think Leach is actually better?

Inspector Norse

Quote from: Cuellar on September 08, 2019, 05:01:09 PM
Is Broad crocked, whys he batting so low?

Leach is a better blocker.

Which in turn of course doesn't explain why Leach is batting below Roy.

sevendaughters

Scrumpy Boys making me poor 'eart go like the clappers.

iamcoop

This is fucking bananas. What a ridiculous sport

Norton Canes

Do like that for a few more seconds at least (at Leach) I can imagine how beyond fucking hilarious it would be if we levelled the series.

I haven't got this in me today, too much work to do, unfortunately. If they pull it off, it'll be amazing but sadly not for me this time.

Norton Canes

^^ Sorry I mean keep it level for a decider

rjd2


Inspector Norse

Anyone got a massive black parachute we can hang over Old Trafford?

sevendaughters

Quote from: rjd2 on September 08, 2019, 05:50:02 PM
really should be bowling more yorkers.

sshhh! everyone knows Justin Langer posts here.


Cuellar


poo

England have been shite this Ashes but fuck it's entertaining.


Cuellar


sevendaughters

right Broad, time to shine. I know you can't bat and your gradual demotion from 7 to 11 is entirely deserved and you've dined out on a ton-fifty you didn't deserve, but if you can survive this i will never criticise you again.