Author Topic: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra  (Read 21277 times)

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1410 on: September 11, 2019, 06:16:50 PM »
Roy & Overton out
Woakes & Curran in

Guess Stokes at 4 as batsman?

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1411 on: September 11, 2019, 10:53:51 PM »
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Joe Root said the planning for England’s next Ashes tour to Australia begins right away, after dropping Jason Roy for Thursday’s fifth Test and telling others they are playing for their futures

Telling OTHERS they're playing for their future?! Fucking brass neck on this guy.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1412 on: September 12, 2019, 09:15:37 AM »
listening to Root on the TMS preview, he sounds like he's gone full Kurtz

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1413 on: September 12, 2019, 09:36:32 AM »
England team for today:

1 Nonce
2 Paedo
3 Fiddler
4 Savile
5 Short Eyes
6 S. B. Regarder
7 A. I. D. Syphilis
8 KING FUCKING JOFRA
9 Gadd
10 Leach
11 H.R.H. Prince Andrew

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1414 on: September 12, 2019, 09:40:02 AM »
Sibley, Pope, Northeast, Livingstone and Hain have all made 50s in the latest round of Championship games.

Jason Roy is reportedly not going to play any more cricket this season.

Wonder who'll be going to New Zealand?

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1415 on: September 12, 2019, 10:24:31 AM »
Please win the toss, Joe

Can't bear the thought of Australia batting first and Smith still being there 42,858* on Monday afternoon

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1416 on: September 12, 2019, 10:31:02 AM »
At least if we win the toss he won’t be in until mid-afternoon.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1417 on: September 12, 2019, 10:34:20 AM »
Aus win and bowl. Interesting call. They want to get it over with quickly and get on the booze I assume.

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1418 on: September 12, 2019, 11:16:39 AM »
Found a way to watch it on my phone at work lol

I wish Sky would display how many overs have been bowled

Burns you nob

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1419 on: September 12, 2019, 11:18:08 AM »
Oh well, saved again

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1420 on: September 12, 2019, 11:19:59 AM »
I don’t think England have done enough in this series to deserve referrals, maybe in the future.

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1421 on: September 12, 2019, 11:24:12 AM »
Denly poking and prodding like a 13 year old boy let loose on a resigned and disappointed girlfriend

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1422 on: September 12, 2019, 11:24:28 AM »
The only time Denly has ever middled a ball in a test match and he actually tried to leave it.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1423 on: September 12, 2019, 11:36:31 AM »
Both openers over 10 runs without loss! Incredible stuff

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1424 on: September 12, 2019, 11:37:28 AM »
This is weird

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1425 on: September 12, 2019, 11:40:16 AM »
It was never going to last

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1426 on: September 12, 2019, 11:41:00 AM »
haa

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1427 on: September 12, 2019, 11:41:07 AM »
It was never going to last

Much like Denly's test career

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1428 on: September 12, 2019, 11:42:15 AM »
Ahh that's more like it

Root for 0 now

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1429 on: September 12, 2019, 11:42:20 AM »
Here Lies Oh No Joe

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1430 on: September 12, 2019, 11:42:57 AM »
'Mr Denly? This is Operation Ore...'

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1431 on: September 12, 2019, 11:59:36 AM »
Denly’s appetite for explicit images of children is quite something. You almost have to give the guy credit.

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1432 on: September 12, 2019, 12:00:49 PM »
Better than the Aussie openers though. Let's not forget how shit they are at batting without Smith.

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1433 on: September 12, 2019, 12:07:24 PM »
Yeah true. If we can take nothing else from this series, at least there should be a compilation of Warner batting like a twat

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1434 on: September 12, 2019, 12:45:03 PM »
Oh dear Poider, bad drop there

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1435 on: September 12, 2019, 01:13:55 PM »
In real terms that's Root out for 24 and a duck

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1436 on: September 12, 2019, 01:19:38 PM »
Post lunch dysentery from the AIDS paeds

Odds on, bang a grand on it

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1437 on: September 12, 2019, 01:22:25 PM »
Steve Smith if he gets dropped off a dolly when on 24: passes Tendulkar by close, passes Alpha Centauri by tea on third day
Joe Root if he gets dropped off a dolly when on 24: lobs one to mid-off on 37 at about 14:22 today

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Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1438 on: September 12, 2019, 02:16:53 PM »
Burnsy lad, what were you thinking

Re: Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra
« Reply #1439 on: September 12, 2019, 02:40:16 PM »
Burnsy lad, what were you thinking

TMS were not only saying how good he looks but that commentators curse was rubbish just before he got out.