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Cricket 2019 part II: arise King Jofra

Started by sevendaughters, August 22, 2019, 12:30:16 PM

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Cuellar


iamcoop

🎼Well I can dance with ya honey
       If ya think it's funny
       But does your mother know that you're out?
🎼

Stokes back in the sheds for 20.

Cuellar


Thursday

Stokes needs to watch himself. We're willing to turn a bit of a blind eye because of past services, but there's  limits.

Inspector Norse

FFS. Root drying up and getting out when well-set once again.

Norton Canes


Thursday


iamcoop

He's gone completely mentally ill. Take him out the back and shoot him.

Inspector Norse

Jonny Bairstow can fuck off. Seriously. No way whatsoever he should be going on tour this winter. He is actually shit at cricket.

poo

Pathetic, ulcerated scrota. I hope they get fucking blammed.

Cuellar


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sevendaughters

threw my earphones out in disgust at that Curran wicket. some mild bleeding stemmed. had my prostate checked earlier and thought things could only get better.

Cuellar


Inspector Norse

Mitchmarsh test bowling average 44. England getting bowled out by Darren Maddy here.

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Cuellar

Roll up Roll up, play against England and get career best figures - double hundreds? You'll get em! 5 test wickets? No problem!

sevendaughters

plenty of time for Smith to beat that Bradman record now. Go for the world record, fuck it. Rub it in.

Inspector Norse

Can we just abandon the game now? We get it, England are an absolute shower. No need to waste three more days on them.

EOLAN

Quote from: Inspector Norse on September 12, 2019, 05:04:55 PM
Mitchmarsh test bowling average 44. England getting bowled out by Darren Maddy here.

Looks well set up for a Dedee Pfeiffer

BlodwynPig

Evening ladies, forgot this was on. England 300 all out not bad i reckon

poo


sevendaughters

hate watching Jos sputter along like this

poo


EOLAN

Well it looks as if Marsh isn't quite Alicia Witt enough in his bid to get a Dedee Pfeiffer.